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Vladmir Putin May 2015
Danky *****
hanky panky
tranky lanky
shanky ranky

hendi lendi
mendi bendi
poopi woopi
in my soupi

my favorite show
90210
in the snow
with the low...

blow

get rekt m8
but not for h8
i r8 8...

**out of 8
TigerEyes Mar 2015
I got some drama /Yeah-uh/with some haters
All I can say is I'll have to see you later
Cause I've got my own thing
Yeah, I've got my bling bling
n' now I know you're all just hate'n on my ching-ching
cause I'm so happy designing clothes
Yeah-uhh, you so want a pair of those
it makes me sing out loud/heck yeah/ I'm so **** proud yeah-uh/ I love to own it/yeah-uh--cause I love to show it
n' I'm so happy to be alive/yeah uhh/I'm groove'n with a smile
creating jewelry and, my line of clothes
you're so drooling over those
Oh, yeah-uh/you know ya wanna own it
Yeah/I'm so happy to be a girl who's on her game
I'm make'n bling with my own name
And it's not like I'm all that
uh, hell no/I ain't no kinda stuck up brat
I keep it real/Yeah-Uh-- I keep it low
I keep it classy like a cat-eyed 90210
I pass some girls /Yeah--uh, out on the street
n' when they give me that nasty bitchface look
you know the one with shark fish hooks
it's the one up n' down/then so slyly to the ground
Yeah-uh, you flash up from my face/and, then so slyly to my feet
while I pass them on the street
they check my ***
Yeah-uh --
the bitchface pass
I got some drama /Yeah-uh/with some haters
All I can say is I'll have to see ya later
Cause I've got my own thing
Yeah, I've got my bling bling
n' I'm so happy to be groove'n to my own thing
So sing it now/Yeah-uh/come join me now
If you can afford this kinda look/you're gonna love the second looks
Cause you gotta swing it like you own it/yeah-uhh you got to get down low n' own it/Yeah-uh/cause girls like us we like to show it/Yeah-uh we love to dress up all couture/n' swagger with allure/
n' when haters pass/as they're checking out my ***/I say...
I'll see ya later
*I say goodbye
This poem is copyrighted and stored in author base. All material subject to Copyright Infringement laws
Section 512(c)(3) of the U.S. Copyright
Act, 17 U.S.C. S512(c)(3), Krisselle S. Cosgrove March 31st, 2015

Dedicated to the Tiger in your life
Lucy Pullen Aug 2013
Two years of laughter and smiles
Two years of being worth the while
Of course for David it could feel like its been two years
Worth of Lucy's tears
You are my greatest friend
My love from the beginning right to the end
Battles fiercer than those of helms deep
But love that forever is ours to keep
And although when I'm angry I may look (and act) like an Orc
I do still love you more than a lot
In truth I'm more of a hobbit
Loving and loyal
(Not so much small)
Entirely devoted
To my David and my David alone
For you are my precious
My love, my only one.
No one can have you (not even Sauron!)
I'd like to see him and his ring wraiths
Face me and my one woman fury
Two years today we started a journey
And still today we are forever learning
That you hate mushrooms and sugared tea
90210, gossip girl, and feet!
But I love you and you love me
And may this journeys end never be
For I love you more now than two years before
And I know for sure that, this love will grow
14/6/11 until the end of time
I love you baby that's just how it is
There and back again
A love tale
By David and Lucy
So do me favour and keep on laughing
Otherwise you've wasted 720 days of minecrafting!
minx 2d
so-*******-superior
i'm really like drunk right now
and i didn't mean to text you
text
you
and ididnt mean to tell you i wanted to go down on you

you;re like
my ex
and i don't fukcing love you anymore
but like i'm so like in love with you
and i'd do anyhting for you back

'm like that travis song
hooked on feeling low
baby -you gotta put me in that 90210
cause only beverly girls get this fu cked up

i don't like getting drunk
it makes me crazy and all i wanna do is like
talk to you
talk to youuuu
tell you likee really ***** things
cause i wanna make you feel good inside adn like outt

you're so lovely
and i love when you do your eyeliner
and braid your hair
and like breathee because you're so lovely

im lsitening to deftones
because it make me happy
and makes me stop thinkng about you
even kthough i'm writing a poem abotu you right now

cause i m still in lvoe with you
like bad
i want you back
and the more bacardi i have makes it like way worse
because i wanna text you bakc right now
intread of listening to cherry waves and trying to focus on other things
that didn't breka up with me or reject me

i want us to be in in love again
i want to taake a flight to baltimore
meet you in the middle
so we ca n kiss and make up
becausei am in love with you

and im in love with you
and i'm really in love
because even if we dont talk for like weeks
i know you;;e thingking ofme !!!! and i know you loveme too right ?

i wanna be in love with you again
i want you to tell me youre in love ewith me again
i;m really fuckinf drunk right now someone help i need sober i need

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