she's a *****
with a stinging bite
the unction she pours down
is searing of tongue
in a few weeks
she'll call in these precincts
her vengeful temperature
shall assail us
we'll not be spared
of her ruthless heat
as she torments us
with her meaty
bleat

he cast a spell on me
that man of wizardry
he cast a spell on me

that man of wizardry
he kept a love potion in his satchel
that man of wizardry  

he kept a love potion in his satchel
his magic was very potent
he kept a love potion in his satchel

his magic was very potent
it attracted me like a magnet
his magic was very potent

it attracted me like a magnet
I was drawn into his proximity
it attracted me like a magnet

I was drawn into his proximity
his abracadabra wand so satiates
I was drawn into his proximity

his abracadabra wand so satiates
sublime is the sorcery he employs
his abracadabra wand so satiates

sublime is the sorcery he employs
he has me where he wants me
sublime is the sorcery he employs

he has me where he wants me
that man of wizardry
he has me where he wants me

darling take me by the hand
lead me to wonderland
where the stars divinely twinkle
with magnificent sprinkles

how sweet the world will be
as we embrace so tenderly
the bird choruses shall sing
in a tune so lovely

darling our hearts
entwining in an enduring togetherness
darling our kisses
celebrating a combined happiness

our love shall be a jewel
of facets rare
staying in perpetuity
of a loving air

with your hand in mine
we'll sublimely adore
our lives in union
lasting until forevermore

an item of importance
has just come to hand
so listen to the article
which is on the news stands
preventative health message
maybe of some use to all
paying attention
to your private parts
is the call

the ******* and the prostate gland
require a little investigation
every now and then
to ensure that they are
in good working order
for all you ladies and gentlemen

regular
*****
and
prostate
examinations
detected
abnormalities
which
are
abominations

pick
up
the
telephone
and
make
an
appointment
with
your
family
GP
if
you
discover
anything
that
isn't
quite
as
it
should
be

early detection of cancer cells
may mean a longer life
putting off an examination
may shorten your life
the ******* and prostate gland
need you to take care of them

heed
the
call
all
you
ladies
and
gentlemen

there's a new man
on the beat
he's caused the ladies
to be in heat

they're circling him
with their alluring scent
which one will he
take on a bent

they're all falling
at his feet
as he appears to be
somewhat of a treat

everyone of them
must be up for rent
who'll get an entree
into his tent

the frenzied ladies
are swarming to his lot
they all seem eager
to go on a hot trot

those ladies are a little
too obvious in their intent
I bet the new man can see
through their vents

I'm a captured tooth nerve
amalgam appeased
restrained in containment
by my keeper
then I can be a prisoner escaping the jail
free to do as I pleased
my warder has lost the keys of control  
on dark days
my fathoms swirl in murky mass
infused with blinding kelp
on good days
my porthole shows clearness
of eye
the glass reflects well
just to confuse
my ore's composition
is misunderstood
metamorphic
the translations
changing
minute by minute
hour by hour
these ones are buggers
my microscope
isn't good with it's definition
will I won't I
who knows
my borders are contested
being diplomatic
I make pacts and treaties
no monickers
the tried and tested
gentleman's agreement
that will do
my margins can be
thick or thin
comments fit it
usually they range
between insult and praise
depending on the mood
I often go to open cut mines
to find common minerals
useful on a daily basis
real effort is called for
when I delve into deep shafts
sometime gems are quarried
precious ones to behold

well enough said
a letter is to be written
dear meditative home
we're returning soon
p.s. if we're delayed after hours
leave the porch light on

there stood the queen
in her dressing gown
upon her face she wore
a very long frown

for she had lost
her diamond and ruby crown
she hoped it would be found
before sundown

she called Scotland Yard
to search every locale
as without her crown
she'd be an unadorned gal

inspector Jones arrived
in his ex-army jeep
telling the queen
that he'd catch the thieving creep

he thoroughly combed
every inch of England
he even looked under
the white Dover sands

a lady in central Manchester
gave him an address
saying that a felon in Soho
had the crown of queen Bess

high and low in the streets
of Soho he did look
to find this most
cunning and stealthiest of crooks

by a measure of luck
he found him sitting on a park bench
he was talking to
a criminal associate named Roger Dench

the inspector seized the felon
and cuffed his hands
saying pilfering won't be tolerated
in any part of England

at Scotland he grilled
him for information
about the queen's crown
which he pinch without hesitation

some three days later
he fronted an Old Bailey judge
who sentenced him
to sixteen years of jail drudge

overjoyed was the queen
to have her crown back
she could now wear it
to The Ascot Race Track

the inspector was knighted
by good queen Bess
as he was a fine man
at the detection profess

give it to me baby
give it to me baby

give it to me now
I'm waiting
for your love seed
to be endowed

give it
give it
to me
that's all
that's all
this girl needs
is your sweet sweet
love seed

give it to me baby
give it to me baby

don't string me out
that love seed of yours
has so much to sprout
it's the seed
I can't be without

give it
give it
to me
your love seed
that's all
that's all
this girl needs
is your sweet sweet
love seed

yeah
yeah
love seed
love seed
yeah
yeah
love seed
love seed
I'm waiting for your
love seed
to be endowed

the creative juices
hath ebbed away
there is none
to put on display

a spell of dryness
hath taken hold
there will be no offerings
to be written bold

the situation
is most extreme
this position
doth make one scream

for a word to be placed
upon the page
yet none appear
it's such an outrage

the creative juices
hath gone into recess
and the poetess
hath need to confess

in the morrow
a verbiage bonanza
may dawn
but until then
all looks
forlorn

she was a woman of riper years
he was a boy without any fears
they met and fell deeply in love
they were as tight as a well fitting glove

their romance didn't waver
it grew stronger by the day
their feelings for one another
held like a well bound clay

something real and so true
existed between the loving two
their bond was a sweet sticking glue
the age difference came not between the two

the skeptics didn't give them a chance
at having a long lasting romance
they defied the odds big time
to this day their hearts still chime

she was a woman of riper years
he was a boy without any fears
they met and fell deeply in love
they were as tight as a well fitting glove

our honeymoon was fabulous at the start
then our love story fell quickly apart
this terrible occurrence wasn't foreseen
when it happened our dream lost its sheen

as with everything in life an end did arrive
we realized our love wouldn't survive
some said as I got older things would change
their advisories weren't so strange

here I am to-day thinking about my love
and how he got too hot for this turtle dove
I once so adored his scorching sunniness
but the heat he exerted finished in dryness

my darling summer man now isn't in favor
I've become partial to a winter man's flavor

there is so much
dusting for me to do
where to start my mission
I haven't a clue

tons of it cover
the kitchen sideboard
and there are kilos of it
on the six inch skirting boards

the feather duster
is willing to shift it
but I haven't enough energy
to use it

maybe the dusting can wait
until Thursday
then I'll have sufficient pep
to flick away

dusting isn't my favorite
household chore
as a matter of fact
it is a right royal bore

I'll let a few more
dust particles settle
and concentrate
on boiling the kettle

around the raging fire
there shall be a cheerful bash
as his huge empire
is burnt to a blackened ash

the wheel shall turn
he shall be completely wiped out
for he has treated some
with an unfair clout

his band of supporters
shall feel sympathy for him
yet in other quarters
there will only be contempt of him

laughter shall be heard
in every nook and cranny on the planet
as his ashes are lain
beneath a slab of granite

the mighty do fall
he is no exception
for his type of person
there is not an inkling of redemption

these words are uttered
in a temper of passion
as he never exhibited
any form of compassion

time nears for his kingdom
to be eaten by a blazing fire
it shall be a highly combustible
unquenchable fire

thy mind's eye
sees this scene play
there shall be an ending
to his realm's days

fecund and fertile the fields are now
the spring time sun cascades and endows
sprouting colored blooms on the flower stems and trees
who's floral show is made to please
dales and dells graced with spring glories
birds twittering their pretty stories
speechless eyes cannot believe
the paintbox of hues they perceive
spring is such a stunning time of the year
attired in a florid palette so vividly clear

across the Kansas plains
in nineteen thirty five
a soot black dust storm
did relentlessly drive

it consumed everything
in it's blinding path
houses and sheds were
covered in a dark bath

drought and the failure
of good rains to fall
had caused this most
horrifying gloomy wall

the folks of the plains
thought the end was nigh
so they loaded up their kit
and said goodbye

over the plains country
the dust held a gritty splay
and its dark ***** plume
lasted for some days

states further south
of Kansas were affected too
as it swept into their borders
with it's black slew

the sweet fragrance
of honeysuckle
did waft in the air
twas a bouquet
of beauty
for the lovers
to share
they strolled
amid the scent
as eve drew near
they spoke of their love
which would ever endear
neath the moonlight's luster
they caressed
in the honeysuckle's
loveliness