The person that invented the zippered fly
probably doesn't use one,
for any guy will tell you why
especially if he's mis-zipped Wun!

me amd me ded arr heppie
wee plai calll ob dutie togeter
hourr favoorit movee id het fozz

wun dai he sai to mi
hoedw olds arrr yyou
i sai i an 176 h3 sai wen i *** urag i
*** 177

it mak noo sensse too mre

Dad- You Stupid!
Kid- Na I'm not
Dad- Waz nine plus ten
Kid- Tweny wun

Whenj he shaikd I wasd not normilo I sad .
Feel insid I nit cirroct, thes maks me seddingtew
The bigg men ssai no tome, I lik deck en mi battem’
Wen je sai I soo sed I cri evy dai of aprel.

Wun dai I weas sed I mad mislef dei of rabbes
Wen I med dog hee *** do sed wot I dei
Hee tel me to no bee dei anymooor
Bow I em fin adn a shappy preson.

just rite with nuthin stoppin ya
dont breeth
just rite from tha hart
do it
its a freedom
no wun will see wat you rite unless ya show em
but a pinky promis
ya haf ta show
me