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Reminds me of those sweet moments
I wouldn't switch it with anything
Either I'd have cried or I'd have gotten conflict
I used to hug it every single night
Say my dreams to it
N take myself to universe vlog
It pleased me often
The matter was just it couldn't get me to talk
Brought it to the parties
I spoiled it
I've always realised
That if there weren't any attention
Now we would be harder than a rock
George Krokos May 2024
A prologue
The dialog
Sleep like a log
Work like a dog
Look like a ***
Stuck in a bog
As thick as fog
Rich as eggnog
A wooden clog
The gear’s cog
Croak like a frog
Let’s go for a jog
Tastes like grog
Eat like a hog
It needs a flog
Something’s agog
Give it a slog
It smells like smog
Check out the blog
See the vlog
A monologue
The epilogue
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A bit of creative humor. Written a few years ago as a distraction to see how many words ending with 'og' I could come up with.
michaela Oct 2020
what if I just
put my phone down for the night?
what if I just set my alarm and put my phone next to my bed
and brushed my teeth without a video playing?
without scrolling. without music. without a distraction.
what if I just looked at the real room that’s in front of me?
I have a small blanket acting as a curtain over my window, and from behind it I can hear the rustling of leaves in the autumn wind. it’s autumn. it’s October. it’s my favorite season. I don’t think about things like that when I’m desperately trying to distract myself with a complication or vlog or playlist.
I am now so curious. I used to go my every waking hour without this phone in my hand - and now I don’t want to be without it.
I can’t even do a load of laundry without trying to find a video to watch first.
but what if I were to go without it?
can I even imagine the colors I would see? the sounds I would hear? the things I would notice?
it’s such a beautiful, romantic, captivating world. I have a feeling if I opened myself up to it, it would wrap me in its arms and serve me well. the crickets and wind would lull me to sleep; the rising sun would kiss me good morning. The coolness of the early hours would make my skin tingle, and the walls of this house might look completely new.
I can imagine all the still moments I would get caught up in, noticing the drip of a faucet, my cat crossing the room, the sway of the porch swing. I might notice my breathing too, or the way my hair falls on my shoulder, or listen to the clearing of my own throat with full attention and intention. reaching out and holding something with two free hands.
what if I did that?
Love-evans May 2018
Rental down payments-
Moving van-
Rental debt:
  N-
  L-
Debt to parents: 25,000
Mac-external hardrive
iPad -accessory  
iphone-
     Oloclip-Lense
     Selfie light -phone case
     Selfie stick
     Heavy duty case
Mattress/ Boxspring/ Frame
Cat stuff
Dresser
Lights (Plants/ Photography)
Sound proofing
Microphones
Headset-beats
Garageband
Mic ****
Photography camera
Lenses
Vlog camera
Sewing machine
Patterns
Cactus
Backdrops/green screen
Arry Sep 2018
Before you go and check out his all-time favourite Vlog Page,
You must know that he was a victim of a horrible and frightening dog rage!

The slanting cut on his eyebrow is a result of what I was talking about,
The black lebra attacked crazily and blood stains were all over his mouth!

Has an expertise in piano since the naive age of 4,
But the problem with the dude was being such a bore!

Got bullied at school for beatboxing and making weird sounds,
Now who's listening to "We don't talk anymore", in every ******* town?

Never admit that someone's your idol....until you know the whole truth,
Cuz this man was never before the-we-know-today Charlie Puth!
It is party time and we have some fun
Drinking taquila with a dose of milk and having a bbq with your mates and that is really cool
And then you go off to the park and watch a band playing on the parks stage at the party in the park and after that we went to watch the Tropfest short movie competition and we saw some very interesting singers and movie producers, man that is really cool, and then we took our cameras and camcorders to the beach to host our own YouTube vlog and after that we saw some very good dancers in the parade singing
Oh the grand old duke of York
He had 10-000 men
He matched them down to the
end of the road
And he marched them down again
When they were up they were up
And then when they were down
They were down
And when they were only half way up they party because it is a club
And they got ******
And they played the pokies
And they had a cuppa with a doughnut saying let’s party dude
"adorbs", "adulting", "aesthetic", "agile", "amazeballs", "analog-horror", "angery", "angy", "ARG", "awoo",
            "awooga", "baby", "babey", "bae", "baka", "bamboozle", "bandwidth", "based", "bazinga", "beanz",
            "beep", "bepis", "birb", "blep", "blessed", "blockchain", "blorbo", "blog", "blursed", "boing",
            "bonk", "boof", "boomer", "boop", "borger", "bork", "brouhaha", "bruh", "bussin", "cap",
            "cate", "catfish", "catto", "chad", "cheese-boi", "chillwave", "chimken", "choccy", "chonky", "clickbait",
            "clowncore", "conke", "contraption", "coomer", "copium", "cosplay", "cottagecore", "cowabunga", "cray-cray", "creepypasta",
            "cringe", "cursed", "danger-noodle", "dark-academia", "derp", "dingus", "discombobulate", "disrupt", "doge", "doggo",
            "doodad", "doohickey", "doomer", "doot", "dreamcore", "drip", "e-boy", "e-girl", "eeby-deeby", "emoji",
            "evangelist", "fab", "fam", "fanfic", "feels", "fire", "flabbergasted", "fleek", "floof", "fren",
            "game-changer", "ghosting", "gif", "gizmo", "glup-shitto", "gm", "goated", "goblincore", "guru", "hangry",
            "happ", "hashtag", "headcanon", "helth", "henlo", "hmm", "hodgepodge", "hodl", "hooman", "horse-plinko",
            "hullabaloo", "hungee", "influencer", "iterate", "kapow", "karen", "kawaii", "kek", "kerfuffle", "kerplunk",
            "kidcore", "kthxbye", "lambo", "lawl", "leverage", "light-academia", "liminal", "lit", "****", "lofi",
            "lol", "long-boi", "lorge", "lost-media", "mansplain", "meh", "meme", "mid", "mindshare", "mlem",
            "monkas", "mood", "moon", "******-mittens", "nani", "ngmi", "ninja", "no-cap", "noob", "nope",
            "nope-rope", "normie", "nostalgiacore", "nuggies", "nya", "obvs", "offline", "omegalul", "***", "online",
            "oof", "otaku", "OTP", "owo", "paradigm", "pepe", "pepega", "perf", "periodt", "ping",
            "pivot", "plinko", "podcast", "poggers", "pupper", "pupperino", "pwned", "rawr", "ree", "retrowave",
            "rickroll", "ridic", "rockstar", "rofl", "roflcopter", "round-boi", "ruckus", "sadd", "salty", "sammich",
            "scale", "SCP", "scrimblo", "sea-pancake", "selfie", "senpai", "ser", "shade", "shenanigans", "ship",
            "simp", "skrunkly", "sksksk", "sky-puppy", "slay", "sleepy", "smol", "smort", "snacc", "snek",
            "soft-boi", "sosig", "soyjak", "spaghet", "spam", "splat", "srsly", "stan", "startup", "stonk",
            "stonks", "stronk", "sus", "synergize", "synthwave", "tea", "tendies", "thicc", "thingamajig", "thingummy",
            "thought-leader", "tomfoolery", "toot", "totes", "trash-panda", "troll", "ugh", "unfriend", "unfollow", "unicorn",
            "uwu", "uwu-speak", "vaporwave", "vibe", "viral", "vlog", "vsco", "wagmi", "webinar", "weeb",
            "weirdcore", "welp", "wen", "werk", "whammo", "whatchamacallit", "whatevs", "whatsit", "whoosh", "widget",
            "woke", "wojak", "***", "yasss", "yeet", "yikes", "yolo", "yup", "zomg", "zonk", "zoom",
The after life part 5



After hearing some more stories about how the souls died, Cronus was visited by Harry bernette who was a one punch victim who lived in Sydney and Cronus asked him who or what do you want to be in your next life and Harry said, well I want to be one person who loves his life and he wants to look down at his attacker to make sure he gets caught because he was saying he was out having a great night out with friends till he met butch, who gave him a deadly one punch attack just because he disagreed with me on something I ain’t sure about now but I want to make sure he gets arrested and I definitely don’t want to be his son or daughter and Cronus said yeah I understand and I could send you to England where your life was enjoyable when you visited there and Harry said am I allowed to look at butch being chased by the police because that will make my day and Cronus said fine, it would be great if you could get him off the streets and I have powers to make him get caught for what he did to you and Harry said thanks and I want to go to the uk away from Australia the so called lucky country but there were a lot of nice people in Australia though and Cronus sent him to Athena for a soul check and then Harry looked at earth cam to make sure butch gets arrested and then after that Cronus had mike mutra who was mowing his lawn and it had a block and without thinking mike tipped the mower over while it was still on and stuck his hands in the blades and cut his hand off and then in hospital he lost too much blood, the doctors couldn’t save him and Cronus said where would you like to be and who do you want to be in your next life and mike mutra said I would like to continue my television as I worked for abc America and I would like work for YouTube in a vlog, where my family will be famous, I would like to keep my fame, and Cronus said ok I will see what I will do and then sent mike mutra to Athena for a soul check and then to Buddha for a living life check as well, because that was a weird way to die and you must be careful but not too careful though, but you need to not put your life at risk and mike said yes, I won’t do that again in my next life and went to Jupiter to watch slim dusty perform because he really liked him and then Cronus had 14 year old Sam Marshall who was kidnapped, ******* and killed and he had his body dumped in the lake to drown and Cronus said who do you want to be in your next life Sam and where do you want to live and Sam said a long way away from California where I lived in my last life, because this wasn’t the first time these people were after me, they tortured me for 4 years now by taking my lunch and stealing my iPad and iPhone and tying me up in the toilet and bullying constantly every day and I hated it, and my parents thought they were cowards and problem people, I kept on telling my parents who wanted me to leave that school and go to another school but I didn’t show I was scared so I stayed but if I didn't stay in the school I wouldn’t be here talking to you and Cronus said yes it sounds terrible and I must send you to Brisbane Australia and hopefully you won’t be bullied there or kidnapped and Sam said thank you Cronus and Cronus said, I want you to have a good life as he sent him to Athena for a soul check and then Sam went to the Saturn Olympic Games where some of the best deceased athletes will perform for us and Sam enjoyed it hoping his next life can be better
Jackie HayBales Oct 2024
ayo vlog waddup
i must wake
she make cake
i peace out

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