the reason i have hooligan voices
you see, when all the families were teasing me, cause they were rich *****
and the kids who were teasing me were stuck up rich kids
i felt the only mates i had were the heavy metal hooligans, mind you
i was getting mixed messages, on this, by the families, but i felt
that was the reason, they wanted me to be a family person, so
they can call me stupid or dummy, or give me fucken wee
ya see., all this drove me to hooligan behaviour cause these mates were nice to me
they let me into their homes with open arms
you see, we sang all sorts of songs, to scare away the stupid teasing family people
who, are cool kids to their dads and mums, while, me i was out playing with the real hooligans
ya know, partying, and i teased gerald, in the town centre tavern because he was a uni nerd
and i was remembering hooligans allowing me to be one of them
you see even dad teased me, when he came down and did his ya know speech
and the young dudes behind me, knew what dad meant
so i pretended to be peter buchanan, to show the young dudes at the back
what dad’s ya know argument, really sounded like
you have to do this, ya know, you have to do that ya know
every which way ya know, F U C K O F F OLD TIMER
you see the hooligans mucked with me in cool kid groups
because i threw beer bottles on the roof of the school
you see, it is me the reason why they put fences around schools, so we can’t vandalise the school with out beer bottles
you see, hooligans made me feel great, when nobody else would
the families were too scared of their precious egos, to be my mate or friend
so i made myself a hooligan, because they were nice, i am not shy with the hooligans
but, i was the only one being nice to them
the families were being stuck up
i am listening to bon jovi singing blaze of glory and i sang
shot down in a pair of ******, shot down in party town
when we go out in just a pair of ******
we never drew once, but we drew first blood, my ****** are the devil’s son
you call me hooligan, but that was the hooligans were nice to me
they treated like one of their clan, while the families treated me like total ****
they teased me, and i said, at least i have the music loving hooligans to muck with
their friendship was great medicine, for my disabled head, shake it up hooligan your good medicine
please buddha cure my schitzophrenic head
i said i was a hooligan to scare dad a bit, but i didn’t mean to hurt him, now he is in his grave
with me being too scared to tell him
i was a hooligan, i was a terror, i wish those families would stop teasing me
you see steven bradley was the real hooligan, and his spirit grabbed brian allan who was greame thorne
to say, you are a kidnap victim, young hooligan, you are getting T E A S E D buddy
olds time rock and roll, this kind of music makes the families want me yeah
so i play deep purple, iron maiden and kiss and bon jovi and jimmy barnes
and muck with the hooligans buddy ole boy ole chum ole pal
dude, i was a hooligan, getting teased by the families, i hate those families who teased me
i hate being teased full-stop, i hate getting fought full stop
i want to muck with everyone who is willing to PARTY
AND PARTY I SHALL, i was a hooligan, but i am on medication to calm him
no medication alive, will make me be nasty to POOR PEOPLE, dudes, no way hoizei
