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Najwa Laylah Aug 2015
William Shatner
A name five syllables long
If you stress it some
Inspired by the "Haiku Refrigerator" collection
Lawrence Hall Sep 2021
Lawrence Hall
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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

                           Is William Shatner Going to Deliver
                              my Overdue Book from Amazon?

-William Shatner is reportedly going to space in Jeff Bezos’ civilian space rocket | The Independent

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zebra Oct 2021
advice
to
William Shatner
don't eat
Mexican Food
before lift-off
Veronica Smith Jun 2013
She sat in an empty booth. It was a Tuesday, mild, with a thin veil of cirrus clouds on the horizon. Somewhere a dog barked. Outside, the Commercial Street Flower Market opened for business. A ******* stood on the corner.
        With one the sitting woman opened the menu, scanned it, and dropped it back on the table. A bleach-blond waitress arrived. Before the waitress spoke, the sitting woman cut in.
“I’d like home fries, fruit salad, and a cup of earl grey, please.” The waitress nodded, slightly wary, and scribbled the order on her yellowed order pad. The woman went back to staring at her fingers. The waitress left.
She opened her purse, rummaged around, and grasped a worn paperback of Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse Five. A small likeness of a snake twirled up her left index. She wore beige eye shadow and a full set of fake lashes. Her nails were lacquered candy apple red. There was a large scar on her neck. Sighing, she settled in to read. The snake ring’s eyes were rubies; as she turned the page, they glistened brightly. The café’s door jangled. Seconds later, a man slid in to the seat opposite her.
“You’re late,” she said. The man smiled. He had lidded Egyptian eyes and a set of straight, white, fluoridated teeth.
“So terribly sorry. Pressing issues.” He tapped a finger on the plastic table. The woman licked a finger and turned a creased page.
“Still reading that blasted book, are we? How many times has it been now, Laura? Twelve?”
“Fifteen, to be exact.” The waitress arrived with plates of bright fruit and steaming potato. She waitress had poorly tattooed eyebrows. They rose.
“Can I get you anything?” she said to the man.
“Strong cup of coffee. Two cubes sugar, slice of lemon on the side. Thanks.” The waitress smiled.
“Certainly. Your tea will be in, miss.” Laura nodded. The waitress sashayed off and the man leaned in, breaking the barrier between them.
“Why are you still reading that godawful book? Wasn’t once in Junior year enough?”
“No, it wasn’t. If you don’t mind, let’s get to the point. What are you doing here, Jack? I know it has nothing to do with harassing me over my literary opinions.” The book closed with a muffled snap. She slid it back in to her large purse and adjusted her dress.
“I got the part.” He said the two words with barely veiled excitement; they sounded unnatural and foreign.
“What in the name of God are you talking about?” she asked. She stabbed a home fry with her fork and sprinkled it with salt.
“I’ve made it in, Laur.” He said. She dragged the fry through a small puddle of ketchup and smiled. She leaned back and drew her hands through her hair, bit her lip.
“Who’s directing?” she asked. The waitress arrived again and they both leaned back, away from each other. He nodded his thanks, blew on his coffee, and drank deeply. She dipped her finger in the cup of tea.
“Some guy by the name of Cranston. Will, I think. He’s good. Directed a film called The Devil in Whitethorn. You might call him an artist.”
“Oh, Christ. You’ve made your big break, have you? With a ****** arthouse director no one’s heard about? I’m impressed, Jack. Real impressed.” She sipped her tea. “What’s your deep, philosophical movie about, Jack?”
“A man dragged wrongfully in to hell who has to prove to the Devil that he is a good man,” Jack said. His chin rose slightly. “he goes through his life as an invisible man, observing all of his human mistakes. Eventually he discovers that Hell is just another version of Heaven and it’s all a test to get him to look at his life as an outsider. I play the college version of the lead. I’m third-highest billed.” He reached over and snatched a strawberry from her plate. She smirked.
“Wow,” she said, “sounds deep. Almost like one of the sappier episodes of The Twilight Zone, twist and all. Tell me, does Shatner play a PTSD-riddled man who sees monsters on an airplane? Is the Devil a fan of billiards? How many aliens are in this movie of yours?” she smiled at him, exposing a line of somewhat crooked teeth. “A movie, huh? Congrats.”
“Many thanks. I thought that someone who appreciated the subtle insanity of Vonnegut might appreciate a good deep film. Are you going to finish those?” he gestured at the fries. Six of them remained. Laura slid them across the table and tucked in to the fruit plate. “No more awful local commercials for me, love.” She scoffed at that.
“You’re a crap commercial actor. How much money are you getting for this little highbrow film of yours? One K or two?” She stabbed a honeydew square and crunched it between red lips.
“Four, doll. More than you make in a month.” Her cheeks reddened.
“I don’t need much, Jack. You of all people should know that.” She coughed lightly in to her napkin. “You’re a tricky *******. How long have you known?” He licked a spot of ketchup off of his  finger.
“Oh… Five weeks? Six? Somewhere around there. We start shooting next month.” He leaned forward, lightly brushing the back of her hand with his fingers. “It’ll premier downtown on the seventh of July. Be prepared, since I’m dragging you out there with me. You’ll need a cocktail dress and modest makeup.”
“How modest is modest?” she asked. He surveyed her face, scanning with his eyes squinted slightly. Her face flushed a touch more.
“Hmm…” he said, “drop the red lipstick, add a few more spots of cover-up, light champagne eye shadow and less blush. Also, ditch the falsies.” She laughed, a light trill.
“I don’t leave the house without them. I suppose I can scour my collection for some more… What was the word you used? Modest pairs.” His fingers stopped rubbing the thin, veined skin on the back of her right hand for a short moment.
“In other words, you’ve said yes.”
“Yes, I have.” He dropped a ten-dollar bill on the table and stood up. “Call me some time. You haven’t forgotten my number, have you?” Laura grinned. He picked up the lemon, separated the meat from the rind, and rubbed the white flesh on his teeth.
“No, I haven’t.” He dropped a single white envelope on the table. She surveyed it, placing it next to the tattered paperback in her purse. He walked away.
“Oh, and Jack?” she called without looking back at him. He stopped mid-step. “I wasn’t wearing blush today.”
He grinned harder, waved his goodbyes to the waitress, and left. The door jangled. She finished the last dregs of her tea, dropped a twenty dollar bill on the table, and stood up. It was a beautiful morning. She walked outside. The bells on the entrance jangled, stilled, and their song died.
Written under the influence of WAY too much Hemingway.
David Ayres Apr 2013
Call me the greatest adventure of Indiana Jones.
Call me the Graeters of tasty ice cream cones.
Call me the Ed Rosenthal of relaxing stones.
Call me the Natasha Trethewey of meaningful poems.
Call me the Pauly Shore of Bio-Domes.
Call me the Jack Hannah of Columbus Zoos.
Call me the Martha Stewart of delicious stews.
Call me the Bob Ross of independent creations.
Call me the Dr. Phil of mending relations.
Call me the Albert Einstein of mathematical equations.
Call me the Captain Kirk of Space exploration.
Call me the William Shatner of monotone greatness.
Call me the Jim Morrison of open doors.
Call me the Mr. Clean of shiny floors.
Call me the Hugh Hefner of stupid ******.
Call me the Bob Dylan of traveling trains.
Call me the Samuel L. Jackson of snakes and planes.
Call me the Arm & Hammer of tough stains.
Call me the Blade of a vampire.
Call me the Froto Baggins of the Shire.
Call me the Firestone of a pumped tire.
Call me a Christ of ignited passion.
Call me a Lucifer of trendy fashion.
Call me a Shiva of shattered illusions.
Call me a Buddha of peaceful institutions.
Call me the Ron Jeremy of KY Jelly.
Call me the Emeril Legassi of food for the belly.
Call me the Tupac Shakur of spitting ****.
Call me the Eminem of full sentences.
Call me the Smoky the Bear of a campfire.
Call me the Jim Carry of Liar Liar.
Call me the That Guy of desire.
You can even call me an *******
Paul Butters Sep 2016
Dream on, my friend,
Like me.
Of a future Heaven on Earth,
Or even just a Heaven.

Peace to all Men,
And Women.
Nor more starvation,
Disease
Or Death.

A Paradise in full bloom.
Endless forest, savannas and parklands
Ringed by towering mounts.
Habitats for countless species:
Humanity united with Mother Nature.

Trivial pleasures too.
Leeds United World Champions.
British wins at Wimbledon.
Another World Cup win.

Girls Aloud joining me,
For a fish and chip tea.
More medals in Rio,
Than we got in twenty twelve.

Crank up that warp drive,
Or better still,
Open up that Uniscape
So we can go
Into a parallel universe
Of our choice.

A realm where fiction becomes fact.
Where Captain Kirk is real
And Shatner just a character
On TV.

Where Telletubbies really watch us,
And Father Christmas truly shows his face.
Golden pavements are mere trifles,
And God gives us his grace.

We have to keep on dreaming.
Our hopes must never die.
Just simply keep on dreaming,
No need to reason why.

Paul Butters

© Paul Butters 27\10\2012 (2) in Yorkshire.
Well, nearly 4 years on now and we've got Wimbledon wins AND more medals in Rio!!!!!! 10\27\12 poem in America!
James Floss Aug 2018
I wanna be bigger than the Hulk
Louder than Shatner yelling "Kaaaaahn!”
Gorshin cackling as the Riddler
With Meredith waddling behind

Faster than the Flash
Stronger than Superman
Richer than Bruce Wayne
More wonderful than lasso woman

I need an origin story
Radioactive tick bite
Radiodactive side kick
Radio waves from fingertips

I need drama that’s not mellow
***** show in a shitstorm
Facing the hounds of hell
In my Deus ex Machina
Cara D Apr 2013
Come closer, beckoning
witch finger,
curling, crunching
                    in shade.
                                   Summon the night
gallery, hanging Homer and Waterhouse as distorted oil
oozing into a
disappearing act.
My feet are a detached movement
upon semi-real
floor of tar-black
tile.

Scraaaaaaaaaping———

Where is the lapel suit
of my Rod Serling dulled
by bad agents of
                 thrills.
Have him string me
up, a hoisted body settled into daVinci
wings of plain wood and
curvature like a waxy bird's.

The pig's blood waiting
above my head,
                        Serling signaled
for drama.

I see the false teeth of the planetarium
twinkle, an engulfing omnitheater's
air that I am crucified.

Serling behind the casque of gauze
to young Shatner and wandering
starships of lean men and
the end of this star system into
               galactic
                   odyssey.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Was Mister Spock ever tossed from
Olympus and forced lame in
the heart, a shell that is far
from hollow—what only
a mother could hold.
The bow figurehead, awaiting
corrosion.
So, a big fat poet
who is a friend
of mine,
and who likes
to wax poetically,
came to me
in a dream,
and he said,
"Enough of this simplistic stuff...
give me some complexity...
something modern...
something more like mine"
so I went upstairs
and wrote a poem
about coffee
where I artistically expounded
in great detail and exageration
about the matter of making
coffee,
and when I was done
I thought,
"Eh...it's like my old style...
no wonder I changed"
so, enough
of the Great Bards
who talked
in the accent
of a Grand Thespian
with his voice
like William Shatner,
it's back
to being simple
like me.
Arcassin B Oct 2020
By Arcassin B

Slash, dangerous,
Break in some glass, I'm your home,
The tranquil place, the happy place,
about to be drowned in blood,
Fixing William Shatner mask,
I carry my demons heavily on my shoulder,
Provoking me, you would also be stupid to get
close to me,
The devil's messenger incarnate leaking through scared and drippy as I ascended the passage of evil,
Be glad I didn't RIP out the pupils,
I'm way worse than messily cabin fever,
The one that snips Roses and tulips,
Like chasing after a relative that doesn't think I exist,
Letting them know that my legend lives,
No dogs live to take a ****,
You could get the blade or the fist,
Halloween is the day of bliss,
A devil on a night like this,
Wake to fulfill demon hour wish,
Wake to fulfill demon hour wish,
A devil on a night like this,
Halloween is the day of bliss,
You could get the blade or the fist.




I could feel as good as I feel , when I,
Let go,
We could make this right in our wills,
Feel free,
I don't know,
I don't know,
The horrors that await you can not illustrate you,
Their aiming to take this world from you,
specifics when theres rent due, they would want to
take you,
No streets , cars or avenues,
The hills definitely have eyes , we call them vultures,
Infiltration in disguise, we are their adventures,
A voyage , a play , a stage to be performed on,
This life is too fake to hold on,
Wool over the eyes of some , might as well put the mold on,
I wouldn't leave you to dry and dye a different color of your love for me, positivity overrules this tree,

Don't you ever think that I, don't love you cause I do, don't **** me,
It would break my heart if you , thought i didn't care, don't eat me,
Don't you ever think that I, don't love you cause I do,
It would break my heart if you , thought i didn't care.


©abpoetry2020 ©arcassinburnham2020.
https://arcassin.blogspot.com/p/demon-hourz-ep.html
Anais Vionet May 2024
If you’ve read any of my delicious, hand-crafted vignettes and listened to us talk, you’ll know that my roommates and I are critical thinking swifties who spend hour after hour talking about anything and everything, all at once. We’re full of niche feelings, lukewarm takes and sometimes, we’re in direct conflict with one another about pop culture, politics and life at Yale. I usually avoid the strikingly controversial - here - believe it or not.

There was an anti-Gaza-war protest encampment, briefly, at Yale. You could walk by it or sit, on early spring mornings and watch the goings-on with a cup of coffee. It wasn’t big. It was easily avoidable. They weren’t threatening and they didn’t tear things up (like Columbia). There were 200 students at most - the times I was there (out of a student body of 14,776). Passerby - students, professors, counter-protesters and casual observers would be asked to stop for a portrait - a quick picture taken against a white backdrop.

If you said “yes” there was packing tape and markers to write your own, individual message that you would affix to your clothing, temporarily. This went on for a few days. Many people I saw were apprehensive about being documented in that environment — fretting about the repercussions of being doxed — if so, they could turn their backs to the camera or covid mask their faces. There were well over a hundred portraits (my guess) taped up on walls, placards and tents.

I found the pictures to be a cross section of humanity - all races and ages. The messages were as diverse as the authors: The opposite of war is.. creation. Free Palestine. Everybody chill. There’s enough empathy for everyone. If we don’t protest genocide, our education is useless. Jews 4 Palestine. You admitted me, now accept me. Faculty for free expression. Let students teach you courage. We’re sitting on the lawn. Unsuspend my students. Divest from death. Do more. You wanted engaged students - I guess you have them. What does my 80k per year buy? Peace. Bring the 203 home.

The contrasts were fascinating and the pictures surprisingly moving. The people in those photographs, no matter the message, seemed beautiful. They stood taller and seemed prouder than normal. Free speech, like voting, is so American and so empowering. I found my heart going out to all of them - I’m proud of them.

I didn’t protest. Am I flawed - probably - but my work and volunteer-load is egregious. Were the protest subjects serious - yes, were the protestors serious - yes, was there an air of holiday excitement and escape from ordinary burdens - yes. I carried on as usual - so did my roommates. We're in scientific disciplines - we’re logical and surprisingly serious little-miss-Spocks - not easily distracted from our goals.

Every night, growing up, my family discussed and debated the particular issues of the day. The Israel/Palestine situation was seldom far from the headlines. It’s one of the most complex situations in world history. I ken this - there are no easy answers - the problems are un-TikTok-able.

In my family, you were expected to join the school debate team. You were expected to think. As the youngest, I was soaking it all up before I could participate. In high school, my debate specialty was extemporaneous speaking - so don’t get me started.
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songs for this:
A Man of Great Promise by The Style Council
Do You Realize?? by The Flaming Lips
That's Me Trying by William Shatner
BLT Merriam Webster word of the day challenge: Ken: someone’s range of knowledge or understanding.
Spock = Mr. Spock was a logical, unemotional alien on TV’s ‘Star Trek.’
Mateuš Conrad Oct 2021
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i quiet simply adore London when it's windy...
flimsy £125 Viking road bicycle...
but the ergo (anatomic) shape of the handlebars...
well: you can be equipped with at least 3 cycling
positions... but i can come up with 4...
from (circa) Havering-atte-Bower
to the lake in Hyde Park...
roughly 20 miles one way... but i imagine it's more:
there and back? over 40 miles most certainly:
and on a day such as the one i was presented with:
where the wind was so harsh i was
swerving: being thrown side to side...
a chance to sit on a bench: giggle a while
while admiring the birds... and the water...
my god... the water... the water on the lake
inspired me to conjure up the times i'd admire
Kamienna River: a river of stones...
and Heraclitus...
just sat there: drinking a Heinekken
reading a little... smoking two cigarettes...
a stork... a swan... some other birds i don't know
the names of perched on stilts erected from
the depths... spirit: 12 dreams of dr. sardonicus...
oh the best part of the journey is from Startford
across the Bow overpass through to Mile End
& beyond...
i'm sure you can get to 25mph type of speed...
when London is this windy...
it's unbelievably realistic:
reality... and all their counterpart pockets of:
what i need...
well... as per usual... a man sitting on a bench
alone: grinning at nature will evidently come across
several women walking past...
in London that's implicit of at least one
lesbian couple...
god... they looked so miserable...
the single girls looked so miserable...
even this one woman pushing a buggy with a child
in it was muttering something under her lips...
oddly enough two gays were captivated by
feeding a colt of a swan... they seemed rather
content...
also: it's fun cycling through these supposed
"no-go zones" in western society...
what... you think that the face i pull when cycling
for over 40 miles doesn't look
like the face i have when... ahem...
i might be having ***...
thank god i don some Lycra shorts under some
proper cotton balloon wide shorts...
it's the most fun when approaching the Sq. Mile:
the financial district...
oh sure... all of these men look "donning: the look"...
of importance...
but once you cycle past this area
you enter the territory of the sugar babies...
and the happy... hip... shoppers...
if i saw a vinyl shop: i'd go in...
but all that seems to be sold is...
mobiles... sneakers... clothes...
i get a thrill when i put on piece of clothing
and the label reads: MADE IN BANGLADESH...
i still have a shirt that has a label that reads:
MADE IN IRELAND...
anything made on China is... well... Chinese...
it has to be readily replaced...
of all the places i visited:
if it wasn't for the French speaking... well.. French...
Paris... it's the city to be alive in!
Edinburgh? i imagine it's the city best disposed
to entertaining ghosts...
i'd love to live in Paris...
                  i'd rather be dead in Edinburgh...
i've been allocated Loon'don...
even from the outskirts i can make a 4pm
shuffle of peak-hour traffic with great ease:
i don't usually pat-myself-on-the-back
with compliment: but i reckon i'm a decent cyclist...
not even swimming can afford me
the sort of freedoms that cycling does
in an urban environment...
here's to: no gym bro...
            traffic... go! go! go! at the roundabout...
miserable women walking past a guy
drinking a beer on a park bench: who's also
grimacing... why is it that all the loveliest of the lot
end up being prostitutes?
i never understood that... is it that
there's a conundrum concerning beauty:
it must be shared... it must be experienced by
the greatest number of admirers?
all the beautiful girls end up as prostitutes...
hell: there are outliers... obviously...
but in my vicinity...
the ones with motherly "responsibilities" are...
well... if i had to? i still wouldn't...
sorry... it's not cruel when it's being... what's that currency
of "cool" these days? ah... BASE...
the women breeding: from what i've seen...
it's like those few things i heard when
first arriving in England circa 1994 - 1997 before
i was kindly asked to leave...
for a year... never mind...
the beast from the east...
(it wasn't about jetlag) and...
look busy... Jesus is coming...
but this final hearsay i picked up on the street...
the mentality of an Anglo-Saxon...
i was a child: i simply overheard...
make sure you pick an average looking woman
for a wife...
with that scenario in play
you will not have to worry about other men
desiring her...
well **** me! what's the point of the ninja niqab, then?!

chicken / egg..
what came first? the ninja attire or the niqab?
seriously... they could start by revising the fabric
to make it white...
oh... right... Islam... hot topic these days
with the politician in Essex... the bow & arrows...
sure...
i'm glad that Islam had a schism so early...
so early that the son-in-law contested
the integrity of Muhammad...
i'm glad Islam had a schism in its infancy:
without all the Christian delayed bureaucracy...
council of Trent... etc.

ergo? Islam is not a true religion...
it can't be if it had a schism...
a true religion would be immune to... schism...
oh ****... well: that boat sailed...
from my reasoning...
side with the heretics...
the ****'ites are your best pick...
of course i'd side with the Iranians...
after all: they retain their pride in also being
of the heritage lot that was once known as Persian...
side with the ****'ites and...
well... the best prostitutes are Turkish...
but the cream of the crop concerning the aesthetic of
****** hair: being tended to?
no barber is better than a Turkish barber...
Turks... sort of Muslim but sort of:
not really... they drink!
- and since there is this long history of
their presence in Europe...
it's not like... "my" people did spar frequently with
them on the debate of: who's to own Vienna?!

hell: i'd join the Janissary corpus if i even could...
problem with history:
sometimes too much daydreaming gets invoked...

oh... right... slight impromptu...
as much as i adore exploring the country-lanes
of Essex... by comparison...
walking into a forest at night to admire
the moon... or walking into a graveyard:
also at night: to also admire the moon...
there this massive volume of creatures
in an urban environment...
i call it... the wilderness of humanity...

i wish i could have pseudo-echo's his eyes
blasting from my headphones when
i pass queen mary "professors"
crossing the street when
the light in green for me:
but red for them...
i passed so close i could almost stroke
their cheeks...
am i not traffic? am i a pedestrian
walking at 5mph?!
the ****?!

of course i tend to abuse the rules...
if there's an ambulance coming from behind me
flashing its lights and signalling with a siren...
i'll latch onto it to bypass traffic!

this is not airy-*******-fairy
cycling akin to the Pata-physician:
jarred, alfred...
this is... you're trying to get home:
i'm "sort of" also going home...
beside those solipsistic autistic "miracles"
of traffic... who... seem oblivious to
themselves: let alone others...
RETARDS...
no... they are retards....
given the potential for manslaughter...
oh sure... the inglorious & subsequently
sanctimonious cyclist: like... never...

come into the dark forest with me
let me put on a hockey mask...
or... i don a William Shatner latex and subsequently
say:                RUN...

care: in terms of traffic: has to be the most
universal rite of passage...
it should be a right...
more: it ought to be argued for...
but never use a much larger vehicle when inserting yourself
at the blind-spot end...
on the outside lane...

                  see that the truck driver sees you in his mirror
like you're overtaking traffic...
come on! the basics!
get to grips with unconscious arithmetic pf spacing!
you can't fit through: slow down...
slow the **** down!

no... no one's listening in the choir...
compared with: you can have the optimum experience
of cycling in heavy urban traffic: indicate! indicate with
your hands... to... hello ******: you're dead...
i think there's a "difference"...

with the current climate of killings...
let's be frank...
old age is the most cruel mistress of all..
a sudden death seems almost like a sanctity..
come old age: you wait... and you wait...
and wait... nothing happens...
this supposed wish of(f) Caesar is...
somehow a blessing..
to die: suddenly...
thunderstruck....
               mein gott...
                               to depart this world in the same
way one arrived in it?!
can you imagine the luck?!

hier: die großnacht hat kommen...
einfach wörter: einfach: ladung!
Livingsocial at 324 Level Road
circa post high school graduation
found yours truly voluntarily holed up
for an inordinate amount of time
within familiar four walls of his bedroom.

He preferred solitude versus
interacting with either his father or mother,
practicing perfect aggressive passive posture
whereby one or the other parent hurled curses.

Non-social trademark characteristic
thwarted him joining in any reindeer games,
being withdrawn and undersized
overlaid with figurative veneer of anxiety
and a submucosal cleft palate to boot
condemned him to lapse into
comfortably numb state of isolation and loneliness.

Escapism courtesy binge reading
attempting to relish every tome
contributed to purposefulness
helping to answer why I did exist
plus acquisition of knowledge
kindled gray matter approximately
size of left and right fist
allowed, enabled, and provided grist

buzzfeeding overactive imagination
engendering fantasies, you get the jist
at expense of never getting son kissed
during pre/post adolescence
essentially a wallflower
major/minor milestones missed
(such as going to the prom)
in retrospect, I feel grievously ******.

Solitary non trivial pursuits,
across checkered past monopolized
inborn instinct never to witness
salubrious socialization to flourish,
(please don't feel sorry)
though cultivating modest knack
with English language
a commendable trait,
whether engrossed solving word games,
reading reputable news source

or turning pages of spellbinding book
galvanized mine attention
ferrying thoughts away being
figuratively hermetically sealed
secluded, sedated, (albeit narcotic
viz printed material), separated,
segregated, sequestered, settled...
away from madding crowd
including kith and kin.

Even as a darling little boy
(naive and oblivious to sax and violins)
ways and means sought
to secure absolute zero
interaction with others, I did employ
getting ably linkedin
with storied sixteenth president,
(vis a vis time traveling thru enterprising
seat of the pants experience
whizzing to and fro, hither and yon
at lightspeed helter skelter
back and forth across
space/time continuum

punctuated qua grammatical equilibrium)
spiritually invisibly convening
with alluring American historical figure
namely he who resided when elected
commander in chief
made popular the state of Illinois
analogous to Star Trek
becoming most favorite television show
in equal parts courtesy
William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy
giving legendary Helen of Troy
a run (with Paris) for her money.

Poetry writing a medium
to create embellishment
concerning mine humdrum existence
healthy development chokingly boxed
maturation of body, mind and spirit stunted
impossible mission to ameliorate indelible legacy
vibrant potential abilities sabotaged
webbed wide wakefulness smothered
psychological travails wracked mein kampf
schizoid personality disorder
stymied inherited physical, mental
and spiritual strengths,
whereby bulk of living years
populated by submissiveness.

If born during an earlier era
antedating first Industrial Revolution
hypothetical fictitious me,
would experience rural modus operandi
as fitting, perhaps apprenticed
(rustic accommodations accepted
such as still found in Lake Wobegon)
with respectable tradesman adept as printer,
a clever literate playfully mischievous lad
stealthily including personal editorials
or opinions about difficult challenges
regarding how very shy young man
feels ill at ease when attempting
to befriend a bonnie lass.

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