YOU SEE LAST NIGHT I WENT UP TO SPACE
TO THROW METHANE ALL OVER DAD
TO GET RID OF HIS IKD FOGIE, MAN
AND I SAW MY OLD SCHOOL MATES
WHO DECIDED TO THROW METHANE ALL OVER ME
TO GET RID OF MY JITTERING OLD FOGIE
MY MATES SAID, IF YA LIKE YOUTUBE BRIAN
GO ON YOUTUBE, NO SKIN OFF MY MY NOSE
JUST DON’T FIGHT YA HEAD, DUDE
I KNOW IT;S FUN TO TOSS METHANE ALL OVER DAD TO IMPROVE HIS NEXT LIFE
BUT WE NEED TO GET RID OF YOUR SHY YOUNG DUDE, BRIAN
ESPECIALLY IS YA LOVE YOUTUBE, AND YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN
YA NEED TO GET RID OF THAT ALIEN THAT IS CAPTURING YOUR FEET
YOU SEE MY MATES ARE SITTING IN THEIR CHAIRS
THINKING THEYVHAVE THE PERFECT JOB
THEY WANT TO AVOID BEING LIKE DAD, THEIR WEIRD
I HATE THESE MATES, THEY ARE ****** HOOLIGANS
I LIKE THEIR FANILY PERSON, BUT MY COOL KID DOESN’T LIKE THEIR SHY YOUNG DUDE
THERE ARE VOICES SAYING YOUR FATHER ISN’T AROUND ANYMORE ANYMORE, BRIAN
OR YOUR BROTHER ISN’T AROUND ANYMORE BRIAN
I SAY TO THEM, DUDES, I AM STILL AROUND, I AM COOL MAN
YA SEE, SOMETIMES I AM FIGHTING MY DEMONS
LIKE BY SAYING, I WANT TO BEAT THIS YOUR STILL A YOUNG DUDE VOICE
BUT I CAN’T STAND GETTING HASSLED, I SAY TO MY OLD MATES WHEN THEY SAY
I DON’T WANT TO BE COOL, I SAY, WELL, DON’T BE COOL, SIT THERE BEING MY DADDY
CAUSE THAT IS MY LITTLE GAME, TO TAKE YOUR HOOLIGAN AWAY
AND PUT YOUR LITTLE COOL KID TO A TEASE BACK INTO YA
AND WHEN I SAY ANYTHING TO YA, YOU WILL SAY, I LIKE GOING TO BED WITH YA
YOU ARE A **** CHICK BRIAN, THIS OLD GUY SAYS
IM TELL HIM, THAT HE IS STUPID, BUT HE REFUSES TO LISTEN
CAUSE HE WANTS TO HASSLE OR TEASE ME, I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
I AM DOING MY TAPESTRY, WHILE YOU ARE SITTING THERE SMILING AT ME, LIKE A LITTLE TEASING KID DOES
YOU ARE TELLING ME, I WAS TOO SHY TO BE LIKE US, BUDDY
CAUSE, I WANT YOU TO TRY AND BE LIKE ME NOW, BRIANY
YOUR NOW, MY LITTLE BRIANY, YOUR DADS DEAD, YOUR NOT YA FAMILY’S LITTLE BRIANY NO MORE, YOUR MINE, ALL MINE
YOU SEE HE WANTS TO TREAT ME LIKE A HOOLIGAN, LIKE THE LITTLE TINY COOL KID, THAT HE IS
I AM A PERSON, WHO ENJOYS LIFE, I WANT YOU TO DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR US, PATTY
CAUSE, YOU PAT, ARE A HOOLIGAN, I AM A FANILY PERSON, WHO WANTS TO P A R T Y DUDES
YA SEE EVERY TIME I ACT COOL, LIKE ACTING COOL, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH
MY MATE JUMPS INTO BED WITH ME, LIKE HE WAS GAY OR SOMETHING
CAUSE HE IS A GAY *******, I CAN’T STAND GAY MOTHER *******
TREATING ME LIKE A CHICK, I WAS BORN A GUY, THIS MATE, IS A HORRIBLE OLD FOGIE’S KID
AND HE IS AN OLD FOGIE’S KID AS WELL AS A DADDY’S BOY, BUT I LIKED HIM FOR THAT
HE SHOULDN’T WORRY ABOUT THAT, I KNOW I WAS A LITTLE COOL KID TO ALL THE FAMILIES WHEN I WAS YOUNG
AND I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS A LITTLE COOL KID TO ALL THE FAMILIES
I AM A COOL KID WHE I FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
BUT PATS TIPS 24 KEGS OF METHANE ON ME, SAYI NG WE;RE TRYING TO RID YOUR OLD FOGIE
CAUSE HE AIN’T A DADDY’S BOY
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A DADDY’S BOY, CAUSE HIS DAD WAS LAZY
MY DAD ON ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS A WALKER, AND A SWIMMER, AND A VERY SOCIAL PERSON
I WALK FOR THE SAME REASON DAD DID, TO KEEP MYSELF REGULAR AND FIT
I CAN UNDERSTAND MY MATE DOESN’T WANNA BE LIKE HIS DAD, HE IS LAZY
MY DAD WOULD HELP A LOT OF KIDS, AND ALSO DIGS THE WEEDS UP BETWEEN THE CRACKS
AND I KNOW, I AM NOT AS MOTIVATED AS HIM, BUT I DON’T WANT TO BE LAZY
I LIKE DOING THINGS CREATIVE, CAUSE MY MATE, IS A JEALOUS OLD ****
YA SEE, I KNOW HOW TO GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD
BY MAKING THIS VOICE JITTER, I HATE THIS MATE
CAUSE I THOUGHT, THAT CANBERRA UNDERSTOOD I LIKE EXERCISING MY CREATIVE DUTY OF THIS EARTH
AND THAT IS WHAT I AM ABOUT
