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KATZ Feb 2012
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Katz look cute in hatz

(THEY DO!)

Katz katz katz

Katz are better than ratz

(THEY SO ARE!)

Katz katz katz

I have one named Spatz

(HE'S CUTE!)

Katz katz katz

Cuter when they're fattz

(SO PHATZ)

Katz Katz katz

They party with fratz

(THEY HAVE LOTS OF LAFZ)

[LOL]

SNAPZ SNAPZ SNAPZ

for Katz Katz Katz
They gab on about Eurovision
and then scream at the ref' for
being as blind as a bat,

that was defo a penalty
or perhaps just a free kick
or maybe
we're grasping at straws.

I won't be watching Euro 24
because
'quite frankly my dear....'
I don't give a ratz ***
for the game.

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