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John Bartholomew Jun 2023
An animal that we learnt to trust
Its cunning, its planning, a must
A lot of mammals are not a fan
But look at the potential after building that dam
The river now flows to a part of ruin
Let's celebrate this genius on the wood that they've been chewing
To build a habitat for this beast of some distinction
Who has made life for others without bragging on completion
Oh, and its also what men call their wife's nunny
Strange how words switch to mean something funny!

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JJB
A FEW OF THE VARIOUS APPLICATIONS OF TIME
Apology to Stephen Hawking

To businessmen time is money
To apiarists time is honey
To comedians time is funny
To taserists time is stunny
To some Amish time is shunny
To puzzlemakers time is *****
To playmates time is bunny
To shooters time is gunny
To noses time is runny
To convents time is nunny
To threadmakers time is spunny
To jokesters time is punny
To optimists time is sunny
To lisping meterologists time is thunny
To pessimists death is inevitable

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