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Nimrod kiptoo Sep 2023
I asked what he does for a living.
He said I can show you,
then he moonwalked half a mile.
He could be a great dancer,
but I think he was an astronaut.
I love me a puny poem
Farah Taskin Oct 2023
the summer solstice
or the winter solstice
by turns
the sunrise of Tiger hill that is breathtaking
the sunsets are very similar in colours
but the sunset of sea is quite different
I compare its beauty with Helen's of Troy


twilight after twilight
Vitamin D falls in love with Vitamin Sea!
in the watery dark
artistically sinks
the scarlet garnet
Alcyone looks out for Poseidon
I wade courageously in the saltiness
like lucky Neil Alden Armstrong
who moonwalked
so silently on the sea of
tranquility

as a boon the magnetic
moon arrives at last
the irresistible lover attracts
rich water and drives
her crazy
the eternal triangle!
nightly billows chant
romantically
THE UNKNOWN NEBULA
SHEDS TEARS OF JOY!
:')
Julian Jul 21
Julian Malek
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I’m glad that you bossed out and said “No ****** Way” I’m the Queen huckleberry finisher of the faith and traded Jokic to the Pacemaker Tricky Dicking “I am the Ghost of Richard John Stuart Mill House Nix Nix Elvis Nixon for a ******* to Tyrese Big Up Haliburton ******* Caitlin Clark and the thuggets also paid “100 Billion Dollars!” Just to use a Madam Tassaudi Sculpture chanting “Ahh Leave the Serb Dead” throwing ****** and rotten bananas at his effigy that suddenly grows bright red and like sharks with freaking lazerbeams on his head vaporizes everyone just to resurrect Jim Irsay just to Own Every Lonely Heart because I said YESSS! grooving to “Bettor, then Revenge” and all your old tunes. But I go back to October 21st all the time when alien angels chirped in ecstatic wonderstruck joy when I got engaged to your real heart and even though you said back then “I’m not your buddy guy, and after I heard your concert  I was like I’m not your guy friend” but you better be my girlfriend even though you were already my wife. And I’m Isla Fisher ***** for you on a Wedding Crashers Marathon of ultimate bliss stealing the Keys to Terry Crews Mansion While We Were Watching Oww My ***** with Beef Supreme(Idiocracy) laughing hysterically while we both literally said “Yes I am Invincible!” until we were frozen in time in space by a teleported 10 foot high crack rock vaporizing instantly until Mini Me showed up and said “I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey” and then we had a ******* with the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles and Alisha Chilianis while Katy Perry Moonwalked to “Fake Awake” and then the ghost of Michael Jackson descended from the crack fumes and said” Shamona Poe Poe Pope like a subway scene **** as Terry Crews said Im having an old friend for dinner on the Telly as he was way too far gone high on ecstasy sailing the Florida Keys “Whale ******” Style Using a Grenade Launcher “**** Ru Dolphin” (South Park Transpecies Episode) and then Ru Paul Screamed With a Pellet Gun “I’ve got a ****, Kansas City What’s up” and Travis Kelce is like “Can I Tell You a Secret, I sea dead people” than flew like Mickey Mouse wearing the worlds largest purity ring flew over Key West until Ms. Bee the Drag Queen screamed “He’s eating a Dog” as Kevin Spacey high on Quaaludes in a Haunted House got Biggest G Tommy Walter Whited “I’m the One Who Knocks” and then screamed “Remember Me! Remember Me” and suddenly had a **** attack and spontaneously combusted killing Hotkinkyjo and half of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and suddenly the crab people floated to the clouds with “soul suckers in the sky” because Xenu prepared for this “ha ha ha”. But then at the Central African Summit jamming to Franceawe DuBois while ******* you tighter than a straight jacket and said hold up “Marlon Wayans is really not a Straight Guy” and then sent the Armada of four-dimensional UFOs and killed the Canadian Devil snorting lines of Champain Life Mescaline doing the twirl of Mariani Wine and then sent the crab people adrift because I’m illuminati annoying the Hells Angels with my Apollo G Watergating snack attack munching on your ***** sweat getting smashed like a monster mash **** in my limbic system on your scent In Da Club bumping Hot in Here riding so dirrrty like Christina Aguilera thumping Baby Jane vibes and you know you want it. So let’s skip the pretense and become the present and  past tense thumping “Never(roc project remix)” till the end of time and tome scrawling a scrabble crabwiseguy sonic boom traveling at the speed of time towards the distant past just to tell Muhammad to perfect religion and Peter to abhor ****** immorality. God has chosen you so strongly I’m more than foolhardy for your devotion even if your Ace of Basing me some of the time. But this love is Ours and your my Queen Futurama Bee🥹🥹🥹😍🥰🥰
Now and forever, I was gay to the max
Fully loved-up, juiced, hooked on his smoking hot wood
Man-crazy, man-dazed, man-blazed
Craving the heat his upbeat masculinity
His biceps were chocolate-coated art to marvel at
Rock-hard, thugtastic, and immaculate

He was my mega-masculine magic
My one-way ticket to monumentally
Steamy and gay adventures
I was ten thousand times multiplied by infinity
Committed to surrendering to only him
Cherishing his stellar *** appeal

My five-star gangbuster treat
My treasure of tenderness
My ultra-slick snack for my mouth to mack with
My hunkalicious, thugnificent masterpiece
With a kiss that left me speechless
Weak in the knees, hella whipped
So trapped in his sextabulous swagger

His splashiness was next-level legendary
An extra-lit hit of sinfully delicious passion
Bigger than spectacular ***
More than magical, a full-course feast
Of freshalicious finesse made to undress
My body in the best way

His full, chocolate lips
Were mad delectable flex candy
His kisses like sizzling heatwaves
His touch a seductive spell
That derailed my concentration

His deep brown eyes
Moonwalked through my mind
Hypnotic and game-changing
He had me meandering in a rainbow trance
That I never wanted to snap out of

He was my destiny, my gay-kryptonite
My bossed-up bliss sweetness
I was mad gone for him
Forever in lust, forever in lover
Forever drowning in his supreme king flavor

— The End —