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Alan Maguire Mar 2013
A is for Adam the Aardvark and his band the African Ants
B is for Broderick the bumble bee who thinks they are pants

C is for a cynical cat named Crusoe
While D is for Darwin the delightful deer
E is for Eric the elephant who always drinks my beer
F is for Fernando the Fox but in Spain he known as  Zorro
He lost his wife Matilda last week and is now brimming with sorrow
G is for Gerald and yes he is a Giraffe
He wore odd socks last Tuesday and made Heinrich the Hyena laugh
Imelda is an Iguana and she is quite immense, though she is really old but has unstoppable sense.
Jack the Jackal has a regular name but he is an assassin and has a pretty good aim
K is for Kimberly who happens to be a kangaroo but she doesn't live in the outback anymore because she lives in London Zoo

Laramie the Llama lives south of the United states , he loves hiking in the mountains but one thing he hates, is being mixed up with Arnie the Alpaca.

Monty the Moose loves drinking maple syrup and playing ice hockey,
yes he is a stereotype but I am his Jockey
Nero the Narwhal is the unicorn of the deep, he loves scaring sailors and loves to sleep
Olive the Orangutan is a neighbour of Kimberly the kangaroo
but they have a plan to escape from London Zoo.

Pug is a Pig , just a regular pig, but he wishes to be ferocious and really big
Quentin is a quail and buddies with Pug, he likes eating sunflower seeds but never a slug
Ramon the Rhinoceros also dwells in the Zoo and is part of the escape plan with The red ape and kangaroo , he'll actually be the one to bust them out,
but to get his attention you really must shout.

Sylvia slithers, Sylvia is sleek if you were a mouse and saw her, you'd go EEK!
Terence T. Tiger is terrified, because he was asked to escape from the Zoo,
yes with the Red ape , Rhino and Kangaroo.

Ulysses is a horse who super glued a horn to his fore-head , he wanted to be the last known Unicorn because he heard that they were all dead. Vincent is a Bat, just a Vampire Bat,
he doesn't really like blood but is enemies with Crusoe the Cat.

Warren the wolf has many female fans but spends half the day with Eric the Elephant drinking my cans .Xenops is not an alien , it's just a rain forest bird, I'll give you more info as soon as I've heard
Y is for Yul and I don't mean the bald actor , this Yul is a yak but does watch the X factor
Z is for a Zebra named Zak and yes he does know the Yul the Yak , they were introduced by a certain kangaroo, and now it's their job to visit London Zoo
Gazing through the tallest
green nettles

I realized they do
not bite me

Cause it was not the day
for stings and aching

Cause i had the black
mountain boots
and a heart
on my
dim
dark
sport gown

My hands reached
upwards
the Heavens
towards  
the white yello

Crown
of
Elder's Abundance

Where Scented Blossoms
Coloured my skin

And exposed my life lines

After
The coolest tangerine
Lemonade

I sat on the black soil
squished young grasses
and found the
tiniest
snail
baby

My palm was a giant Plato
For it's snailish leg

On the left one
he was without weight
portruding forth
to his destination

Is it possible that
his house was
3,5 mm
long
Isn't it cute
that when streched
was 7 mm
at lenght

Visible horns
like 1 mm
and half of it

The upper
The downward
Twotwo
Four

What are you looking at
My lines or me

If he climbs from my
left palm on the right one
It's ment to be

I'll visit the seaside

Fibbonacci House Spiralled
Inner layers with colours
outer still
and translucent

Is it possible
this tiny snail
thinks about me

It didn't work
It remained
on my heart's side

Then I moved this
cutest creature
on my right palm

Little little snail
you're not a match
to squeeze

From the right to the left
I thought to myself
he is she
i don't know
snail's so young
for sure it doesn't seek another snail

To cherrish and love

Yet
It
Climbed on my left thumb
Beautiful in motion
As a revolution
For better days

It is my heart's side
My vision became
Sharp
Clouds
Waffed all around on the deepest blue
White and puffy

Magickal
Metallic

Dragonfly

Emerged out of

Nowhere

Had landed on a spider web
cocoon
on the Verge
of Enchanted Forest
Where grave monument resides

Dragonfly
was in the air
the invisible wings fluttered

My sharp vision
focused on
another three
Blueish
camerades

They don't need los zapatos
They are not obsessed as
Imelda was

And i wasn't thinking
about that at all

This words are for you:
thank you for the music
but the dragonflies
buterflies I love
most.

They were near my
heart,
one caressed among
tall grasses
one butterfly
also

not in oslo

and
Fibbonnaci Friend
who gave me this
Sharp vision

To see the magic
revealing all
around.
~~~~~~~~~
Imagined by
Impeccable Space
Poetic Flame
~~~~~~~~~~
Lawrence Hall Sep 2019
As Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet did not say with his dying breath:

     No, 'tis not so deep as a Harvey, nor so wide as a
     Rita; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
Just because a tropical storm isn’t technically a hurricane doesn’t mean it won’t **** your children or you. Use your brain.
Frank Discussion Jul 2018
Hand write
                   ( Hands right
                                  Sinistral kid)
Me a love poem.
                   (A sonnet?
                             Whatever)
Make me feel like a queen,
                   (Like Joanna of Castile?
                              I know who she is, you ****)
Like I am worshipped and adored.
                   (Like Imelda Marcos then?
                              I have more shoes)
Make my heart flutter
                   (Arrhythmia
                              Whatever)
And swell until it bursts.
                   (Be careful what you wish for
                               ......................)
Treat me like a princess
                   (Shanti Rajya Lakshmi Devi
                               I've Googled her as well)
And make all my dreams come true.
                   (I dream of a loaded gun.
                              So you can **** me?)

"No, just myself.

All I want is for you to ******* feel something".
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Johnny Noiπ Oct 2018
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Steven McNevets Jun 2015
All of you

What would I do without all of you

I love you and you should know that it’s true

Got my head thinking, my mind pondering

And I don’t know what to say



Not long ago you came in my way

In my heart I’m gona make a place for you to stay

For those who encourage me and frown at me

You all that I see



My head’s under water

But I’m breathing fine

You’re all crazy

And I’m out of my mind



Cuz I love all of you

I’ll lay my life for you too

Even my teasers and those haters

All my brothers, friends and sisters



Just like one plus one is two

All this that I say na true

You’re my end and my beginning

Even when I fall I’m flying



Could it be that

I love all of you

Even those times

You made me mad too



Hopeezy, Peter and Imelda

Johnbosco, Margaret and Anita

To mention a few

Can’t do without all of you



You are my downfall

You’re my muse

My best attraction

The wisest and fools



I can’t stop singing

Can’t do without you for real

Could it be that I love all of you

Even those times you made me mad too.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Imelda Marcos had only three
hundred and sixty five pairs of
footwear. Every leap year once in
four, she went shoeless for charity.


Muslim Women fled barefoot to
Bangladesh from Burma, because
Aung San Suu Kyi believed, that
charity must always begin at home!
Julie Grenness Aug 2019
No Imelda Marcos, she,
One good pair of shoes for me,
Plain, flat, sensible, black,
No **** high heels, alack,
But I can walk where I want to be,
One good pair of shoes for me!
You wait till you get old! Feedback welcome.
O' aking Imelda na aking sinisinta,
Saya ang nadarama 'pag ika'y kasama;
Kasama sa bawat lungkot at tawanan,
Purong ligaya na 'sing tamis ng pukyutan.

Sa 'yong ngiti'y batid ang ganda,
Bawat tingin ay nakakamangha;
Mata mo'y kumikinang, na katulad ng tala,
Sa bawat sulyap, ika'y nais ma-alintala

O' anong ganda ang isang tulad mo,
Walang makakatalo sa gandang taglay mo;
Mayuming dalaga, sino ako para mahalin mo?
Isang simpleng lalaki, na tatayo sa harap mo.

Si Jehova ang nagbigay ng isang taong tulad mo,
Isang babae na magmamahal sa isang lalaking gaya ko;
Ako ay sayo at ikaw ay akin,
Walang makakapigil sa'kin para ika'y mahalin.

Dumating man sa'ting buhay ang problema,
Haharapin naman natin ito nang magkasama;
Tulad unos man ang mapaharap sa atin,
'Wag mag-alala, si Jehova ang tutulong sa atin.
Johnny Noiπ Jul 2018
taking  an  avid &                       intense interest  in
Radical       Feminism & ****
at                                    fourteen & a drunken poet
sent                                     me cascading into wild
neo-                   prepubescent      ****** religious ecstasies;
but        w/
Narcissism
                 ruling the marketplace &
       same-*** attraction steering the
zeitgeist;     male ****** aggression
     became demonized:      is no longer      
                                   romanticized but        taboo - except
         in backward
desert mentality          ghettos [            ]  were death  is the
                        where the law is Shariah & the **** victim
must                              marry her ****** or get gang-*****
        penalty, most likely yet again, - - -        for innocence;   
 there  are                    no saints in Damascus & no martyrs
in West Jerusalem;
[women are saints;
                             even evil women are saints -       Jezebel,
Imelda,                Evita, Thatcher,     Ghandi -]
Johnny Noiπ Oct 2018
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