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14h · 16
#12 L'Enfant
I am an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an e-le-phant

You are Tintin
You are anything
You are Tintin
I'm not Tintin

You are seraphim
You are se-ra-phim
You're not seraphim
I'm not seraphim

'Cause Iโ€™m an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an elephant

I donโ€™t wanna die
Donโ€™t drive too fast
And I don't want to
To make this pass

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I'm an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an e-le-phant

You're my lover and I'm Mathilda [?]
You're my lover and I'm Mathilda [?]
Sha la lalala
Sha la lalala
La la lalala

Cause Iโ€™m an elephant
I'm an e-le-phant
I'm an elephant
Youโ€™re not an elephant

I donโ€™t wanna die
Donโ€™t drive too fast
And I want to
To make this pass

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[SONG BY HELIUM]
AFTER DICTIONARIES WERE INVENTED BY NOAH WEBSTER he would run around without pants on, yelling: "Kiss my fat ***, I'm Noah Webster!" People didn't like him for that until years later when Noah Webster, Junior started throwing hot ***** on people at the bus stop.
THE THREE SELFLESSLY-AMAZING THINGS THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU LATELY (1) I lifted you back up from the bottom of the Grand Canyon after you fell into it, hitting the bottom at two hundred miles an hour. (2) I bought rock-hard **** implants for you after yours got banged up badly on the canyon cliff rocks. (3) I made passionate love to your sister to ease her mind because she was ****** up in the head very badly before I jumped her bones in the Subaru when nobody was looking.
JOE BIDEN TOOK 10 TESTS PER DAY FOR 8 MONTHS TO
PROVE THAT HE'S NOT SENILE (not even a little bit). Jill
was there and so was Hunter, each of them witnessed
how well Joe did. He answered all of the questions
with ease. He's very sharp, like a spinal
surgeon or a Subaru mechanic.
Oh no! I got *****! Where?!ย ย Down there above my ankles when I was at Big Bob's Totally **** Beach! Oh my God! Yes, it's true! What will
you do?! Rob a bank to finance my reverse ****** surgery. How
long does that take? Not counting the *****, three weeks.
What's that thing? It's a chicken watering can. Simply place it under each dry chicken that needs watering and the electronic sensor valve will do the rest. What about ducks? Will it water them too? I don't know. Let's try it on a nearby duck now. Okay, let her rip. Oh no, the duck has been shredded into moist mulch. I didn't know that would happen. Let's use a pigeon. I have one in my pocket. You have one in your pocket? Yes, and a gold coin worth five million dollars. It's from the Roman Empire and it's the only one left. I found it in a *****'s purse when I was a helicopter mechanic 6 years ago. I was desperate for a job as a helicopter mechanic so I applied at Fred's Excellent Helicopter Repair Company and they hired me on the spot. Later, I married Fred's ex-wife who has enormous labial ***** and I've never been happier.
๐“๐Ž ๐€๐“๐“๐‘๐€๐‚๐“ ๐€ ๐‹๐Ž๐•๐„๐‘ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐จ๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ
๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ก๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐›๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐. "๐ˆ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฐ
๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ˆ ๐ ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐›๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ญ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ
๐ฌ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ษชษด๊œฑแด˜ษชส€ษชษดษข แดกแดส€แด…๊œฑ," ๐š ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ฌ๐š๐ฒ.
ANYBODY WHO PRAYS TO JESUS begging for Tom Selleck's death is sick! What's wrong with people like that? "Dear Jesus! Please let Tom Selleck get eaten by a herd of rabid beavers while he's eating pizza! Thanks a lot!" Tom Selleck's a great guy who's made his mom proud, and his aunt Mary and her husband Ralph and Ralph's gay lover Murray, and tons of other people all over the place, even in Hawaii where Tom lived for 12 years many years ago when he was a bachelor who enjoyed the intimate company of beautiful women with blonde hair on their heads and ***** (also known as bikini zones). One day, while he (Tom Selleck) was rescuing children from burning cars and speed boats, there was a horrible explosion at a gay underwear factory, but Tom didn't care about himself, he just rushed in there, pulling smoke-dead **** out by the dozen like he was the Incredible Hulk or Billy Joel or any number of mega-brave men.
praying for a miracle?

Me too. One of the easiest ways to guarantee a quick, nearly pain-
free bowel movement is through this time-tested prayer: "Come
on Jesus! I ain't pinched a loaf in 3 days! Make it
happen or it's back on the crucifix with you!"
Carla F. Watson's aunt Joan was an ex-lesbian who loved deep-sea diving, making pork sausage, blowing bubbles and **** dude ranching. One day, as Carla was eating a wiener, Joan took off her army boots and jumped head-first into Lake Michigan to hand-catch tuna fish for breakfast. "Where's aunt Joan?!" Carla asked Linda, the local ex-lesbian doctor. "She just jumped into Lake Huron to hand-catch tuna fish!" Linda exclaimed, even though it was Lake Michigan. "It's Lake Michigan you styupid ex-lesbian!" Carla screamed insanely. "You spelled ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ incorrectly," Linda, in a low voice, pointed out.
Nig McPeters attended college to become the richest man in
southwest Ohio. "One day I'll own the citizens of this part of
Ohio like an ex-lesbian nurse with a large ****** owns boxes
of paper face masks that don't do anything," he told his
worst friend, Sheila Henderson who was so beautiful
that many ex-lesbians were willing to forget every-
thing they knew about ex-lesbianism to possess
her for just 1 wild night of ex-lesbian passion.
A PYGMY CANNIBAL ATTACK - Bob was a nice guy who used laser beams to take a crap till his phony friend Betty said: "Bob, you shouldn't use laser beams to take a crap. I use railroad spikes. They work slower but they never crack." Bob smiled, his jagged teeth catching the moon's putrid light. "Betty, you may be right about that. Perhaps I should switch from lasers to spikes? Here, take this shower curtain and wrap my dead chihuahua in it. He gave his life to save me from a Pygmy cannibal attack."; "He was a brave little dog," Betty sobbed as she slipped a small pipe bomb up Bob's ****** for fun.
3d · 28
TEST!!!!
แดฌหข แตƒ หขแต‰หกแถ โปแต—แตƒแต˜แตสฐแต— แต‡สณแตƒโฑโฟ หขแต˜สณแตแต‰แต’โฟ, แดต แถ โฑโฟแตˆ หกโฑแต›โฑโฟแต สทโฑแต—สฐ สทแต’แตแต‰โฟ โฑแตแต–แต’หขหขโฑแต‡หกแต‰ แตˆแต˜แต‰ แต—แต’ แต—สฐแต‰ โฟแตƒแตแตโฑโฟแต, แต‡โฑแต—แถœสฐโฑโฟแต แตƒโฟแตˆ แถœสณแตƒแถปสธโปแตƒหขหข แตแต’แต’แตˆ หขสทโฑโฟแตหข. แดผโฟแถœแต‰ แดต แถœแต˜สณแต‰ แตสธหขแต‰หกแถ  แต’แถ  แต—สฐแต‰หขแต‰ แต—สฐโฑโฟแตหข แดต สทโฑหกหก แต‰โฟแต—แต‰สณ แต—สฐแต‰ สทแต’สณหกแตˆ แต’แถ  แต‰หฃโปหกแต‰หขแต‡โฑแตƒโฟ สฐแตƒแต‡โฑแต—แตƒแต—โฑแต’โฟ สทโฑแต—สฐ แตƒ แต‡โฑแต หขแตโฑหกแต‰ แต’โฟ แตสธ แถ แตƒแถœแต‰ แต˜โฟหกแต‰หขหข โฑแต— แตแต’แต‰หข โฑโฟแต—แต’ แต–แตƒสณแตƒหกสธหขโฑหข.
Small butterflies flew above George Foreman's mansion moments
after he died while the cutest bunny rabbits in the world frolicked
on the tennis court without a care in the world. Why? Because
George grilled butterflies and bunnies. He grilled everything
he could catch: hornets, ants, worms, chip-
munks. The guy was crazy!
AND THEIR PROFOUND SIGNIFICANCE:

(1) the small cobra above my left ****** signifies defiance (2)
the medium-sized cobra on my left ankle tells the tale of
a fallen snake that was rejected by the boss of cobras
that resides above my left ****** (3) the "anti-cobra"
on my lower back is a cobra of unknown destiny,
which is why its color is safety-cone orange
(4) the cobra on my crotch is dead, killed
by God (5) my newest and final
cobra tattoo is of a ghost snake
that haunts my inner Being;
a cobra tattoo that is 100%
invisible to the naked eye.
Jennifer & Sarah Hart murdered their 6 adopted kids: Ciera (12), Abigail (14), Jeremiah (14), Devonte (15), Hannah (16) & Markis (19) when Jennifer intentionally drove off a cliff.
4d · 35
Party Mix-Up
In A.D. 1876: A CANNIBALISTIC TRIBE OF VICIOUS EX-LESBIANS invaded the palace of the Canadian queen and her pock-marked boyfriend. Their demands were simple: (1) submit to the local ex-lesbian code of conduct (2) forfeit all pseudo- and quasi-lesbian activities for ninety days (3) repent before the altar of pope Saint Joan.  THE OUTCOME: The queen refused and was cooked over an open flame. Her freckle-free flesh was described as "tasting like Cornish game hen..."
After developing hair cancer, an ex-lesbian had her bones removed
so now she's able to sit and stand at the same time. Another
ex-lesbian became a coal miner by accident. "I used to
be a ****-diver but now I'm a coal miner. My great
grand-kids will be thrilled when I tell
them all about it in 50 years."
National Fire Protection Association (NFPA)
https://www.nfpa.org โ€บ fire-investigator โ€บ pres921gd
Be better prepared to conduct even the most complex investigations safely and provide more accurate, reliable conclusions with Fire Investigator: Principles and Practice to NFPA 921 and NFPA 1033.

NFPA 921
GUIDE FOR FIRE AND EXPLOSION INVESTIGATIONS [2021]
๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ƒ๐ข๐ฌ๐œ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐’๐œ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐Œ๐ž๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ
INTRODUCTION TO THE DISCOVERY OF RADIO FREQUENCY RADIATION AND THE RELATED BREAKDOWN OF ELECTRICAL WIRING INSULATION LEADING TO FIRE CAUSATION

Presented by:
Jim Brown, CCAI-CFI
Fire Forensics & Technology
Presented by
Dr. Robert Armstrong, PhD P.E.
Armstrong Engineering
Dr. Vytenis Babrauskas, PhD
Fire Science and Technology Inc.

๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—”๐—–๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—œ๐—–๐—ฆ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ฆ๐— ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง ๐— ๐—˜๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—™๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—  ๐—™๐—œ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—— ๐—ข๐—•๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฉ๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก
Occur within 1 month to two years following initial replacement of analog
meter with smart meter
โ€ข Within 15 โ€“ 25 feet of smart meter
โ€ข Occur in continuous sections of branch circuit wiring, not at points of
connection or splices, not near staples, not in junction boxes
โ€ข No evidence of insect or rodent infestation
โ€ข Occur in void spaces (walls, ceilings) and in attics with no human activity
โ€ข Often small fires (5 โ€“ 10โ€™ diameter)
โ€ข No correlation to service size or circuit loading
โ€ข No correlation to premises wiring age or material (Al or Cu)
โ€ข No correlation to significant weather events (lightning)
โ€ข No evidence of utility supply (distribution) system anomalies (voltage spikes)
โ€ข Fires cause typically listed as UNDETERMINED


5 STAGES LEADING TO FIRE
โ€ข 1st Stage: RF pulses (beams) away from meter in a specific pattern to send signals (data) to nearby meters in the โ€œDaisy Chainโ€
โ€ข 2nd Stage: RF from meter bounces off โ€œreflectedโ€ surfaces causing RF to โ€œdouble/quadrupleโ€ in intensity (in terms of energy density measured as microwatts per square meter; ฮผW/m2). The pulse bounces back and onto the oncoming pulse and intersects at a specific geometric focal point. If PVC insulation is present at that focal point, the RF energy can get converted to heat energy in the dielectric, causing micro fractures or bubbles in the polymer. The main effect is likely thermal, but the existing electric field
may accelerate the degradation of the polymer (PVC)
โ€ข 3rd Stage: Sufficient heating can either ignite the polymer directly,
or, more likely, first carbonize it. If PVC gets carbonized, then this
can be the initiation of arc tracking, and arc tracking can end up in
ignition.
โ€ข 4th Stage: If wood structural members are near/touching, this
resistive heating can initiate and sustain pyrolysis of wood.
โ€ข 5th Stage: Flaming combustion begins.


TYPES OF SMART METER FIRES
Smart-meter-caused fires can be grouped into three broad
categories:
1) Inadequate mechanical or electronic design of the meter.
โ€ข Example: Overheating component(s) inside meter; water ingress into
electronics due to poor sealing; inadequately-sized shut-off relays
causing fire upon remote re-energization; faulty Li-ion batteries (note
that mechanical meters do not need one).
2) Problems at the meter/base stab connections.
โ€ข This has nothing to do with the โ€œsmartโ€ aspects. Usually due to an
untrained gorilla force-fitting the new meter onto the base.
3) Ignitions of wiring at some distance from the meter.
โ€ข This is the sole topic of our presentation today. #1 and #2 are fairly well
understood and not particularly controversial.
Wilford Brimley's health has been really bad lately 'cause he's dead.
His 2 eyes are very rotted out of their sockets and his lips look very
gray. He has lost 89% of his ***-appeal and it doesn't look like he'd
score with a hot babe by the third date no matter what he did. โ€œYou
have been very quiet on our date *****,โ€ his hot date might observe
as Wilford just sits there propped up with ropes & sticks. โ€œWilford,
give me some ****-hot lovin'!โ€ His ****-hot date would demand as
would any hot mama who scored 3 dates with a big-time movie star
who appeared on ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘พ๐’‚๐’๐’•๐’๐’๐’” with Jim Bob 80 times in the 1970's.
May 3 · 43
LULU & MIDGE
Lulu was no ordinary ******. She had a height advantage after the age of 13 when she shot up to 6 feet, 4 inches. All of her fellow chick midgets were so envious: "Why does she get to be so tall?!" Midge exclaimed on behalf of several other ****** chicks, to which Lulu replied: "Shut up you dumb ****** or I'll **** you!"
May 3 · 36
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—œ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—œ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ! ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†!
๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฆ ๐—œ'๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด. ๐—œ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ! ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†!

First things first, rule one: Always keep your private ****** & your
public ****** separate. Only loved ones & family members may en-
joy your private ******. Reserve your public ****** for bank tellers,
carnival workers & bus drivers. Always speak when spoken to. Eat
with your big mouth closed. Never poke a grizzly bear with a stick.
๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐——๐—ข ๐—”๐— ๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—› ๐— ๐—˜๐—ก ๐—›๐—”๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ซ ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐——๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ž ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜
๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ป ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฏ๐˜€? - ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜†'๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ
๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€. - ๐—”๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ? - ๐—ฌ๐—ฒ๐˜€. - ๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—œ
๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐—ณ ๐—œ'๐—บ ๐—”๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต? ๐—œ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—œ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฟ
๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ?
- ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ.
One of the easiest ways to guarantee a quick, nearly pain-free
bowel movement is through this time-tested prayer: "Come
on Jesus! I ain't pinched a loaf in 3 days! Make it
happen or it's back on the crucifix with you!"
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๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜. ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€? ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ก๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜†. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป. ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜. ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€? ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ก๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜†. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป. ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด.

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