My sister listens and hisses
She's in with it with my missus.
My former miss, you see
she misses me but still
wishes me ill.

The only thing that worries me about nuclear war is the possibility of living through it.

Make time to create colour and vibrancy around your life. You
and the space earth has loaned you
sing along nature's great song and be
a grateful and worthy chorus. If we ever needed convincing that there
is indeed a higher power just look
at how seasons change without fail
for time immemorial. Green your
world and smile and sing with the birds.

Next week is

"don't floss week,
it's the face your flaws week"

Invite friends and family to
take *** shots at ya!

Treasure their contribution and please, no retribution.

Don't fear to face your flaws
they are not fleas.

His bruised manhood Willed him to the stage,he was not Smithen with the joke, he let rip on another bro.
The audience clapped and his ego
danced - moments later it tore him
to pieces with regret. I too should
slow time down before pressing
the upset button. Regret tastes
like crude oil mixed with rusted nails.

my heart is already at the door
my pants still in bed with her.
I must tell her
its only fair.

No use moaning
get out the roaring
good morning
dont feel daunted
this day is not haunted
jump at it singing swinging
There you go,
don't be afraid to lose your step
that's part of the routine
dance on - you brave soul - you.

no need to be a Jesuit
just be a conduit