Chester draws big crowds on raceday.

Employees dress up for away-days,

And punters hope for a big pay-day.

But, come the end of the day,

After bad bets that were the last straw,

All the fancy garb is taken off,

And put back in the chest of drawers.

Acknowledge the knowledge:
Accept it is there.
Dissonance is ignorance:
Neither here nor there.
There it is, as plain as day:
It is not going away.
Demon drink
Taken you to the brink
But still you fail to grasp
That others aren't always to blame,
That circumstances don't conspire,
That fate doesn't deem it too late,
For if you can move to contemplation,
Then you could still resist temptation,
So, before your will is trampled,
Let's discuss the undiscussable:
The Elephant in your head.

Why were you late to school?
Sir, I rescued a cat from a tree.

And why were you late to school?
Sir, I put a cat up a tree.

It was at this point the teacher suspected a conspiracy.

What Was The Point Of Life Before Children?
And other self-important working titles, like...
What If I Wasn't Developing Life Saving Medicine?

He has so much poetry within him,
But it's all based ON him;
Full of false modesty
And self-conscious irony,
He never deviates from the theme
Of HIM.
BORING!

I hate the twenty seventh
All back to normal
Tweets from President Crazy.