the **** kids gaol episode 2
today at the **** kids gaol, billy was causing fights with george over the fucken milk
being spilt in the kitchen, and the officer had to break the fighting between them
and brad went into the drama room and the **** kid said, today we are going to
act out your whole life in a nutshell, and george didn’t share brads enthusiasm, as he thought
this was just the fucken screws, earning brownie points of us, and the **** kid gave george
a piece of paper for him to write the problem he has with screws out of him, as opposed
to letting the officers have it, every time things don’t turn out well, it’ll be better for the **** kid
to see his problems all mapped out for him, and billy got out at the wrong side of the bed, decided to
really pick on george as he wrote, and george said SHUT UP, i am trying to write my stuff out of me
and then george said how about you write your bad stuff out of you, and the **** kid gave him a pen
and paper, and said write stuff out of you, you see this is a reforming prison through the eyes of
me the **** kid, and despite it being unrealistic, and writing problems out of you, helps reform prisoners
you see, if we do it, other prisons will do it too, just write down all your silly tripe, and after they finish writing
it was handed to the **** kid, and the officers gave the **** kid, george and billy’s writing so the **** kid
can think about having these thoughts acted out in the drama room, HOW COOL, so we can find out whether
or not these criminals really wanted to commit these crimes, write to reform, brad was blaming billy for his mind
problems, and a big fight broke out, brad threw the first punch and billy fought back punching billy in the gut
forcing the officers to give brad and billy each a piece of paper each, to find out what was bothering each of them,
we have a new inmate at the **** kids gaol, you see there was a big ****** investigation in ballast over a man
named peter who killed his wife and kids, and the **** kid wanted to find out the best measures of reform for this
dangerous criminal. when peter arrived at the **** kids gaol he was strip searched and told to put on a prison
uniform, then he was taken to his cell, and the **** kid said, keep an eye on him, if he fools around with the other
inmates, give him a piece of paper and force him to write, and i can find out what he can contribute to AAA TV
gaol, and then the **** kid had an idea, how about we make him a contestant on let’s make a deal, and i can arrange it
he wins the confession of a lifetime, where he confesses his sins and having mud thrown all over him
and the officers took peter to the showers, and billy was there saying, WELL WELL WELL, look who we have here
the guy who kills women and children to get through life, and the screws had to break up this fight, and gave
billy and peter a piece of paper to find out what caused the fight, and write the gunk out of them, and from what billy and
peter wrote, the **** kid said how about we show a late night show called billy and pete’s late night jamboree, and peter will
play a drama king called solomon, the **** kid said this would be cool, the **** kid went back to his drawing board, and had to
hire the heavies so billy and peter can’t escape while doing the show, peter started singing nothing but a good time to start the
first show and he explained he had no good times with the wife and kids, and killing them was the answer, and the **** kid said
how about you write about your bad times with your family and i can document it to make a show for drama group and peter
said fine, and went straight to work, the **** kid was happy that his prison was moving up in the world, PERFORM TO REFORM