#postirony poems on Hello Poetry

Yaroslav Kulikovsky 10h

Баронесса без изъяна
Лопала банкиров рьяно —
То ботфорте, то пиано,
Мастер Плётки и Баяна.
В золоте шмалят рассветы,
Языки горят в каретах.
Знаешь, Дьявол носит Прада?
Ну, встречайте: их бин Яна.

Yaroslav Kulikovsky. Kiev, 2021 (c).
Part of the cycle: Poems on City Flesh and Power.

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This poem is a hymn to bold, unapologetic femininity. The Baroness is no object of desire — she’s a figure of power and taste. She reclaims male roles, redistributes control and capital. Ironic, glamorous, dangerous — she writes her own rules.

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Yaroslav Kulikovsky 11h

♠️ Пиздастрадал пиздаконтроль

Пиздастрадал пиздаконтроль —
На стуле Янка Супер-сутер,
На карандаш берет любовь
И загружает темпо в убер.
И дохли розы под наркозом,
И рифмовались к буржуЯм,
Мы ж ебанем салат мимозу
За число Пи и первый лям.

Yaroslav Kulikovsky. Prague, 2020 (c).
Part of the cycle: Poems on City Flesh and Power.

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This poem turns chaos into choreography. With sharp rhythm and wild imagery, it captures a woman’s unapologetic command of her reality — from taking love “on a pencil” to ordering tempo in an Uber. Nothing is sacred, everything is hers to remix. Even Pi and mimosa salad. It’s not just rebellion — it’s style as survival.

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Yaroslav Kulikovsky 11h

♠️ На обед я ебашу курятинку

На обед я ебашу курятинку,
Ну, а за полночь ем пиздятинку,
И графиню ебашу графином,
Мадам Лантонье. Хорошо.
А вы жрали листья из коки,
Женевьева, дессерт, пороки,
И диктат разлит по касательной,
Гуччи-шмучи, бац-бац, свежо.

Yaroslav Kulikovsky. Paris, 2019 (c).
Part of the cycle: Poems on City Flesh and Power.

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This poem is a blend of post-irony and anarchic pleasure. It embraces the body, indulgence, and decadence, turning them into an operatic celebration of desire. The body here is not passive — it devours, dominates, and plays. ****** freedom becomes the right to choose, to enjoy, and to command one’s own pleasure.

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