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Viseract Mar 2016
"At least I have a girlfriend...."
everyone laughs

Yeah I may be going solo
Here's something you should know, though
I had a girlfriend once too
But now I am on my own

"I bet you think you're so hard
Did she get rid of you?
Did you dump her?
Was it because you're a ******
And have nothing better to do?"

everyone laughs again

Nah, I am not *******
I just extinguished the fire I started
Because the stress was killing me
I may be cold sometimes,
But I ain't no beast

I've got a heart too, I guess
Though I wouldn't mind if you were laid to rest
Because if these insults are some form of test
The only thing you're wasting is your breath

"Nah, I'm just showing how much better I am
And how having a girlfriend makes me a man"

Last time I checked, to be a man,
You didn't need
A girl to beat
Do you understand?

"Aw, ******* ****
You're just being a *****
Why don't you just bend over
And go **** on someone's' ****"

A few people shake their heads

I just said I had a girlfriend
What, because I'm single means I'm suddenly gay?
Tell you what mate, I still like girls
Oh, and by the way...

If you don't beat your girlfriend
Why is her face all cuts and bruises?
Did you do it because you're a "man?"
I really hate you losers

Hit a girl for no reason
"Awww it's coz I'm tough"
impersonates drunk, gets a few laughs
It's pronounced "girl" not "punching bag"
Do you want to know what's rough?

"No, what's rough"
Drunken man takes a swing, misses

"My fist"
just something I thought of. don't know why, but probably because of past things I have heard, of girls being beat up by drunks. Not cool
Chloe Zafonte Jan 2016
Love shouldn't be fed to
with a spoon to satisfy your needs
Jellyfish Dec 2015
We're both
sad clowns,
only around
when we're
not wanted.
'thoughtOutLoud Nov 2015
Why should I start again?! If I know in the end, I would* fail*!
Seán Mac Falls Oct 2015
Newbie to this lathe
Don't wince at expositions
See lame gits as dust
Styles Sep 2015
What's wrong with these people, I don't even know. You give them a piece of your mind and all they want is more. Riding off your shine, just to get off the floor. Can't speak there own mind so they criticize yours. Losers of a different kind, trying to steal the show. Pay them no mind, thier two cents ain't worth it so,  I treat it like water under the bridge, cause that's how these post trolls roll.
Francie Lynch Aug 2015
Make the L loser sign
With your right hand.
Good.
Now flip your left hand
So palm faces you.
Good.
Now make the L loser sign
With your left hand.
Good.
Put both hands up
Showing two L's.
Good.
Now slide the right hand over
So that your right thumb
Crosses your left index finger.
Good.
You've made the Double L Cross,
Protection against
Double Losers.
Works on vampires too.
If anyone flashes you the Loser sign, respond with this.
Leigh Jun 2015
.
Don't think less of me for thinking too much of you
.
SMILEY Jun 2015
They think theyre the best
The nit-pick my ****-ups
They must be looking in a broken mirror
So what I talk to that cute boy
So what I talk to all the other ones too
I could have friends
So leave me be
Let me be pretty without a price
But then youd be a lie
Youd be more fake than you are now
Youd have to get your own business to speak of
Youd have to find something else to look at
And your mind power is too weak
Too pathetic to keep to yourself
And stay out of my life
But just try, honey
It cant be too hard!
Just layer more paint on your face
We'll be alright
Styles Dec 2014
To see the bright side,
Trust in myself is my only chance.
Life ain't always what it seems cause it changes too fast.
And if you can't keep up, then it's your own ***.
Changing people, with change faces, that fit the cast.
So deceitful, like clown faces, they make my laugh.
So fake at being fake, I must have missed that class.
Love me or hate me either way, I do I even ask.

Got your back when things are up,
Your luck turns, they turn their back, and stab your ***.
Said that change, changed you
Because they still lack class
Like passing gas in class
It catches up their *** fast
The fakes, always show their ID's so they never last.
Just as long as you watch them, playing play pretend
All those cover girls
Always get turn apart in the end
and be yourself, it's easier to remember your past.
Cause the people you past, on your path
Will rewrite history, telling their better half
like they wrote your first draft, and you lied about your last.

I rather mark my milestones, as cornerstones, so I don't lose track.
Looking back, I now where I've been going, and how to get back.
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