this me stir wordsmith sits alone
playing knick knack paddy whack
please give this dorky, goofy, loopy,
nerdy, nippy nap noopy quirky
and wordy proto simian dodging,
erstwhile shadowy bogeyman
more'n a herring or sun bleached wish bone
ambitious to experience
auditory voice o'er telly phone.
the immediate reaction sans per
using this reply might be to toss
in circular file (perchance
already bid good riddance
with previous ******* o mine)
such wordy response away
since mine hoop for reply per non-conformity
chances = yar come me own nitty chest
at least 69 oceans at bay
boot, the following bit of personal trivia
merely meant to convey
an atypical manner from this older mwm
with some follicles of gray,
who enjoys balmy spring time temperatures
basking in the sun during warm
(pine scented) months of ape purr rill
and coveted dayz o may unless being chased
by ferocious beast of prey,
though, i readily admit not to be a marathon runner
hoping golem like creature will
(upon stern request) stay,
nor does this generic guy participate
in competitive sports 'cept sea man of a gunner
knows life doth newt always hap pin his way
which wood prompt this tiger to go yea.
this self anointed bard of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
lives a rolling stones away
from u2 and moody blue who
felt avaricious, chivalrous,
efficacious, impetuous, spontaneous
to be earnest, frank and stine true
value bull ambitious to ply cognitive,
furtive, intuitive skills to ponder and rue
literary challenges
might bring out bovine prompting moo
goo pan a ply per this guy
maybe absorbing symbiotically genius abilities
from imaginary asian figure named hu,
or his identical twin brother mister ma goo
who joost happens
to be exemplary anime portrait
stick figures ma phalanges drew.
unsure if this written metier reply will bomb
or fly from an older scrivener,
who resides in perkiomen valley
nestled analogous to hand held palm
housing this fella
if (the operative word) drafted with winning
moost definitely cause for fait accompli
to acquire nothing short of an hock cult following
from alf fred meta for like qualm,
your ordinary run of the millet harry, **** chain e
or thumbing my nose at pained tom.
this aging boomer anglophile tends to go overboard
with english vocabulary word
aspiring to attain apex of plaudits and praise
as being witty n creatively superb
n pardon if i submitted a similar facsimile thereof
sans the following blurb
which moost likely will (o perhaps already)
goot tagged as absurd.
i call myself the muster shake e spear
n sigh ah bard from Spring Mount hills
stumbles along boulevard of broken dreams
with other jack hammer sons and jills
donning penchant to feign being troubadour
with faith nor more
where words akin to virtual skein of twirls and trills.
sorry if my impulsiveness drain ya bob bing out of sync
with mainstream formality to establish a link,
this generally sane, sensible sober older fellow
no matter, you might presume me
to take one to many **** kin r drink,
boot in truth, this teetotaler
shies against various amber liquids of the dogs
evoke king mental green day n chooses holistic methods
to rejoice than evoking that clink.
i matthew scott alias
[email protected] = knot a slob
could moost certainly benefit from friendship
with one or being part of a mob
hence this rather goofy atypical reply i lob
(while gently inhaling)
imaginary ushered by hand carved corn cob.
anyway, this aspiring scribe/scrivener
de jure shoe lee mastered his a, b, c's,
though during test time
all learning seemed to freeze
oh and although the follow
wing non-sequitur added comment
moost likely irrelevant
back in the day o me early boyhood,
i passed initiation nail biting rite of passion
tickling ivory black n white keys
while learning about human species.
Can I help you???
