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Emily May 2017
Once there was a cord.
That I managed to step on.
The power went off.
Short Haiku about me at half time tripping over the basketball scoreboard cord and it breaking.
Robbie Gunn Feb 2017
Her hair was black
Her **** where saggy
she was five foot five
just the right size

she tried her best
to make me explode
I forgive her though

use the money well
life can be cruel..
help your kids in china
go to school
This poem was performed in-front of a live comedy crowd
Robbie Gunn Feb 2017
******* Hell
What is that smell
Must be the Sewage Outside
Shut the windows
The smell still lingers
Note to self wash my fingers
And my *****
This was part of my stand up comedy routine.
Reg Dec 2016
Not much has changed, has it?
Same friends, though some have passed-
all the same, as they last.
Some still hanging by their thread,
some thought better of when they're dead.

Don't you flounder further fish!
The one you want is one you've missed.
Track back
           find his contact.
He asked for 10,
           give him 30
He's given more in the end...
Claud Jul 2016
I lost my sock
in by bed
I think it's near
my lovers head
I hope they won't
wake up to see
a smelly sock
that belongs to me
whoops.
Àŧùl Nov 2015
They talk of spreading equality,
They call themselves religions,
Yet they restrict female prayers?

This is no equality,
They established no religions,
Only hypocrisy.
Many religions have few places of worshipping that don't allow women into their inner sanctum just because they think that women are impure due to *******.

My HP Poem #921
©Atul Kaushal
Candiese Nov 2015
You've always been so loud.
Yelling, and throwing my insecurities out for all the neighbors to see. Embarrassing me. Your voice is so annoying it's depressing me. With thoughts of my lows and rarely thoughts of my highs.

I've become good at tuning you out. But on lonely days where your words seem so right I can't help but to get drunk off that cup of misery. But I'm tired of hanging with you - you simply make me so blue.

And it's hard to get away from your words, let alone break away from you.

So why don't I try something new. Your bags are packed and the über man's waiting- to take you - somewhere where lonely hearts go to do exactly what it is you like to do.
Maura Nov 2014
Your pants rip
Oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

You fall down the stairs
Oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

You say something stupid
Oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

you **** really loud
oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

you cry in front of everyone
oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

you get yelled at in public
oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

You fail a test
oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

You get rejected
Oh well, nobody will remember this in 20 years

you stutter during a speech
Oh well, Nobody will remember this in 20 years

See these are all embarrassing situations,
don’t fret, this won’t be remembered for many generations
don’t cry, just put on the breaks
and laugh at all your silly mistakes
Looked in

the mirror

and realized

how drunk

you are?
I actually said this while drinking last night cause I realized how drunk I was. Lol
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