the world is ending,
this I know.
Because the Bible tells me so.

So, umm...
might wanna drop a 20 in thar collection plate

To the love of my life.
Who greets me every morning, and she's with me every night

I avoid greasy food and exercise at least an hour a day, but I still smoke like a freight train.

came as a bit of a shock,
if you know what I mean

Based on an affirmation that I learned to activate the root chakra, located at the base of the spine. I have always found this bit of information to be, while a bit redundant,  quite comforting

will I be remembered?

My Boston Terrier got knotted with my Chihuahua and on August 13th, I ended up with a little black pup that follows me everywhere I go. The only survivor out of 3 puppies. She even crawls up in the bed with me and stays right there until I get up, whether it be a regular 6 hours or a 12-hour depression sleep. She's always right there to greet me and make me smile.

She's such a little sweetheart

was half expecting a flag to come out the end with the word "bang!" written on it

I should've brought a towel