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The  Good  Pussy
pussy plugger 3000
20/F/Ireland    a foggy recollection of what was once quite clear, if only for a second
pussy wept
will have existed in other mediums such as thought~

Poems

he stands paces searches out windows feeling headache considers no matter who you are where you live we all come from same place a ****** he scribbles all i hear is *****, ***** ***** ***** new york ***** california ***** nordic ***** parisian italian spanish british irish japanese polynesian ***** ***** from all over the world ***** next door new ***** at work all the foxy ******* running around town ***** whipped pussyfooting ***** juice ***** lips colors flavors aromas squirters gushers hairy ***** ******* pierced ***** droopy swollen wet dry irritated itchy incontinent stinky ***** we are a nation of ***** obsessives he imagines Federal Bureau of ***** as an FBP agent he can show badge civilly detain any female especially those with thick dark eyebrows or difficult to decipher yet trained eye can discern fat lips within his authority to direct her to expose ***** excuse me ma’am but your eyebrows warrant examination of your bush please assume position this won’t take any longer than is necessary sometimes certain detainee’s inspections require unrestricted scrutinyhe thinks why don’t governments militaries realize power of *****? instead of inventing employing weapons of mass destruction why not use ******* to distract ****** young male soldiers? imagine furry rabbit rockets with pink twitchy noses floppy wet lips darting through air shooting everywhere distinctly resembling smell taste warm ***** yet fatal mechanisms that could attach **** **** consume who could resist? probably someone would come up with ***** defense system (PDS) which would intercept scudding ******* before they reached intended targetshe wakes up early disorientated turns on tv commercial TUMS blares in groggy dyslexic state by mistake he reads backwards sees **** on tv questions what is this place i lived in? america fat turkey on map with brains in new york city *** in d.c. paw in miami stomach in midwest ******* in california nested on egg over mexico he writes i envision statue of liberty alive real beautiful woman little children tumble run around her giggling laughing innocently playing hide and seek with her gown then some bigger older men approach offer her gifts to pull up her dress do other things she appears startled at them refusing to accept their crass proposals men continue to bring more gifts promise her things despite her cold-shoulder suddenly she appears worried perhaps she is thinking about someone special maybe her family men’s offers keep piling higher eventually she breaks down accepts their proposals men gather around her very close i cannot see what they are doing but can hear whispering conspiring heavy breathing then i see her hand reach out all at once she spills burning torch catching fire to gown
Johnny Noiπ Jul 2018
staggering home             in the moonlight-
stuffing                           his little wan face
in her ***;              breathing
complex                prophesies
suffocating                   ­      up her ***** [***** ˈpo͝osē    coño
                        Definitions of *****
noun   /  a cat...]              Ginger-topped Satan,
                         who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade     ***** had found the answer
                to his printing problems:            a woman's genitals.
Synonyms:    adjective/purulent/noun
kitty-cat, kitty, ****, pussycat
****, slit, ****, ****, ******
He's a ***** who would run away               from a full-on barney.
I was berating                            myself for being a bad journalist,
how would I ever be able to
make a career           out of this when I'm such a *****.
                       I hate him 'cause he's such a *****...
Why, that's because you drink like a *****,     Tortoise!
It was easy to figure      |      what she was thinking too:
‘I can't believe I married               a *****.’
So it seems that               overnight the one little *****
escaped              from the alley.
I'm such a copyright ***** that
         I patiently awaited the arrival
        of legal music downloading
        before finishing                                the big project
of my midlife crisis - compiling the hits of my lifetime.
He felt up her ***** under the table;
                  what real man thought about his feelings?
His performance in the movie was one of subtraction,
not addition -           continuous over the top gambits,
or even crying                          like a ***** every frame of the film.
Ginger-topped Satan, who bears an uncanny
resemblance to his marmalade *****,
had found the answer to his printing problems.
These guys went at it like two tomcats
        fighting over the ***** next door.
Being too               much of a ***** to release
something               so inflammatory
                                into the public domain
       without putting your name
       to it isn't just irresponsible,
              it's downright pathetic.
I could probably make more of a career
if I committed        my opinions to print,
                 but I'm kind of a ***** about the possibility
                      of offending people.
You must do this, you big *****!
This is an incredible feat -                              though his friend
was such a ***** he had to walk for a bit during the fifth race.
Sure it's bad acting, but let me tell you,
          if the lead actor's character supposed
          to be a big ***** with zero charisma,
          then the actor is doing a great job.
     Or maybe I just look
     cool but I'm really just a *****.
She looked at him           and said,
            ‘I guess this work is tough - if you're a *****.’
He plays a political genius who
makes Machiavelli look like a *****;
but    the plot is a        jumble of overcooked clichés,
& the movie can't seem to decide
             if it's following Russell
           or his wimpy ***** of a partner.
Once again I was the new kid, quietly
and politely            sipping tea even though
I don't drink tea, but I couldn't just sit there
looking like a ***** who doesn't drink tea.
But the bottom line
         is that he's one of the biggest *******
that ever lived.
We spend more time calling each other *******
and cowards than he does now.
The Society for the Protection
              of Cruelty to Animals warns
pet owners to keep their cats indoors
after around 125 ******* disappeared!
***** cat, eat a *****       [      hidden
in the dark grotto;                      [men
are dying from drowning
                 down there] - the gay man
survives ******* the ***** of the dead
Johnny Noiπ Feb 2019
Wifely beauty girl groom home care;
born a wife gay homemade gay *****
gay gay ***** gay gay ***** *****
free ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
***** ***** ***** ***** *******
story living human art arms handbags
by Christian Louboutin divorced wife
divorce wife divorce wife divorce
wife divorce wife divorce wife divorce
divorce wife wife divorce wife divorce
divorce wife wife divorced wife wife
wife wife wife wife wife woman wife
woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman woman woman
woman woman woman art days
dead Han babies and dead Christian
children; a child's Christian truth
to write about dreams science center
knowledge of colorful rooms of heat
in Mexico; Asian country dance
to the easy memory of William's
voice times Christ' Chinese museum
computer tree's family goddess
forms French realities' problems