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Allen Wilbert  Sep 2013
Fart
Allen Wilbert Sep 2013
To expel intestinal gases through the ****.
The definition makes it sound kinda heinous.
Whether you pass wind or pass gas,
either way it comes out your ***.
Farts are loud and some silent but deadly,
you can make it sound like a medley.
Farts are cool and sometimes funny,
lookout for ones that become runny.
Some like to **** in your face,
it may cause pink eye,
and sting like mace.
Farts can smell and usually bad,
must be a duck, says your dad.
I have farts that never stink,
although some were on the brink.
Dog farts will make you take cover,
the smell lingers and starts to hover.
Woman never ****,
but watch out when they do,
it can be brutal,
once their comfortable with you.
If in certain places you must hold it in,
farting in church is considered a sin.
A good **** can make you feel good,
its part of life and fully understood.
Every **** deserves a smile or a giggle,
don't forget to give your *** a shake or a wiggle.
For ones who think farting is disgusting,
I bet your ******* needs a good dusting.
jeffrey robin Nov 2010
the farts..........****

(old farts...........farting
as of old

GOOD OLE FARTS!

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children cringe in alleyways

ha ha!

the ole farts!

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we

sell our bodies to the old farts

we

need the currency of **** music , song
and poetry

we become

GOOD OLE FARTS!

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we

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we

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we
****

the same

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the same as the ole farts

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or

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we?

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