“******* and ***-folk! Assemble! Attend!
Ascend! ***-ly ones! Angelic assets of ***!
Assimilate *** army! Advance on Almighty *** -
Affectionate ***-kisses of admirative adoration!”

An adorable assortment of *** assembled, as announcer assailed.
And all ***** attended attentively.

“Accept Almighty ***!”
“Always Almighty ***!”
“***-kiss Almighty ***!”
All ***** answered autonomously.

Against the accretion of *** accrued, announcer again accosted:

“Alacritous ***** a-frolic in ***-land. Always,
aspirating ***-air of Almighty ***. Absorbing the abstraction of Absolute-***, in attainment of Alpha-***.”

“Accept ***-lore!
1. All ***** are alike!
2. Accept not alternative *****
3. Assassinate not another ***
4. Avoid ***-ly avarice
5. Avoid ***-ly adulteration
6. Always is Almighty ***
7. Almighty *** is Always
8. Abuse not another ***
9. Abstain Anti-*** associations
10. ***-kiss Almighty ***.“

Abruptly, an anonymous *** amid the audience ambushed the address:
“Absent ***-kissers All!”
“Accepting this annoying ***-wind!”

All ***** abated in agitation…

Anon, the ***-land ambassador, affected by **** anguish, assaulted:

“Un-Assly Alien! Ally of the Anti-***!”
“Alas, an *** is an ***. Apprehend the apostate!”

All ***** attacked, amok, and aggressively abolished and annihilated the assailant!

Afterwards, ***** applauded and acclaimed:

“Almighty ***! ***-Lord of ***-land!
Always art in ***. Assist an ***,
in attainment of assly-ness.
To acquire allusionment in ***.
To attain ***-ly Ascension,
As assuredly as *** is ***;
Ashes to ashes, and *** to ***.”

Smack
Smack my *** in a car,
smack my *** in a bar.
Smack my ***, here or there,
I don't believe in any underwear.
I love a good *** smack,
right below the plumbers crack.
If I'm naked or wearing clothes,
smacking my *** is what I propose.
Smack my *** in the bed,
smack my *** after I'm dead.
Smack my *** up or down,
smack my *** in any town.
Smack my ***, cause I said so,
smack my *** before you go.
It doesn't matter where or how,
smack my ***, please right now.
Smack it good, smack it hard,
give my *** it's best regard.
You know you want to smack my ***,
just please no more broken glass.
Smack my *** in the shower,
whack it good, with all your power.
Smack my *** in the street,
my *** deserves a good beat.
Smack my *** and never stop,
maybe this boil will someday pop.