If I was a Fred with a *******
and a nose that stuck out in a
crowd I’d be similar to Cyrano
de Bergerac or Van **** with
his **** not allowed. in a dam.

Ps

If the Belgian boy stuck his
***** and not his finger in
the Dutch ****, then Holland
would not be under sea level.

A taste of darkness can
still be appreciated even
if it is direct from the can.
           (Guinness)

Imagine being blind if you
will or sighted and living
in Gaza where the sewers
electricity and water supply
are all off permanently with
compliments from the Zions.

But what about all those who
are unable to tamper with a
meter or pay the power bill!

We know not what
pain even anguish
a rose endured on
its thorny route to
petaled perfection

Power Outage

Iberia to Siberia
Spaniards think
it’s end of world.

End of bullfights
if you turn lights
back on Francis.

A carbon footprint
Has been found in
An Irish bog next to
The skeleton of the
Fossil fool who died
Of hypothermia in a
Hibernation Ig which
Was a house without
A Loo and according
To DNA tests at Cork
University it was male
From Kerry and he got
Frostbite in his *****
While he was up the
Haggard due to what
May be his prostate.

The Metaphor Sandwich

Some seem to think that
cake their mothers used
to bake could be kept, &,
eaten as a take away, no
matter how far or for how
long they decided to stay
expatriated, and just like
those proverbial canines
who don’t want the bone,
they are not willing to let
mangy strays eat it either!

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The parable of migrants
and envious immigrants.

If de scribed, is not erased
and prescribed is not taken
why are Hamas proscribed
if terror is ascribed by IDF?

.               1 - 05 - 2025

May They M’Aidez May Day !


                  **** Isreal

If someone was to hand you
your life in a jig saw puzzle
the first thing you would do
is assemble a perimeter cage,
then you would try to piece it
together from the faded and
damaged images on the box.

As you put the last fragment
to complete the picture you
suddenly get the idea of the
exercise and that was, that it
makes no difference, you had
a second chance and just like
the first time, you fcuked it up.

I sleep in hell
I wake in purgatory
I spend my days in limbo

When a voice sounds
against a wall of deaf
ears that turns a blind
eye, its echo, is born !

Tides turn for a similar
reason and that’s why
people can hear a sea
repeat itself, in a shell.

But where does time
go when we are not
watching the clock &
does it ever come back?

**** the Yiddish
         and
The British ****
         but
LUCK’s 4 the Irish
         yet
D.T stops the BUCK
          put
Zelensky in a RUCK
          so
Kiev’s a sitting DUCK
          not
Happy pigs in the MUCK
           no
Scapegoat boat for a PUCK
           after
President Putins nip and TUCK

One Asinine of intelligence
is the equivalent to a same
amount of decibel in sound,
it’s why IQ when shops close!

Kneecap said **** Israel

@Coachella even better
than what Janice Joplin
said at Woodstock 1969.

We don’t need a leader!

Refugees to Ireland

The shark, and boat,
both have keels, one
is visible but it never
sleeps, regardless of
the other waking the
watery surf about us.

Will land ahoy be our
saviour, will their flag
semaphore to our sails,
will their welcome be
as they have promised,
am I the 100,000 and 1?

Conclusion is
         the
Consequence
         of a
Circumstance

.                  WC

LGBTQueue With Carnivores.

                      V

Vegetarians take less time &
our faeces are odourless, so
we want separation from the
putrid foul smelling varmints.

The Pope gets to meet
God and they discuss
the 1986 World Cup in
Mexico when Maradona
scored against England
in the quarter finals and
Shilton was bamboozled.
God said it was payback
for The Falklands war 4
years previously when
The Belgrano was sunk.
Then they changed h2o
into wine to celebrate a
victory against Ukraine
****’s by President Putin.

It is confusing in St Peter’s
Square of the high chimney
*** news when a Pope dies
in Spring and the crows are
nesting in the stack. With a
selection made, and smoke
fills the chambers Cardinals
can be heard swearing to an
Almighty God as they shove
drain rods up the metal pipe
to try dislodging a blockage.
Then, to their complete and
utter surprise, the faithful in
unison shouts abuse calling
for a recount after the raven
rises up. The 1st black Pope.

I Cloud is the first
person of the verb
when conjugated.

The scales tilt not, with
dissimilar weight but of
the plagiarised paroles
parlays puns and prose.

The Non Kosher Porky

Under the rubble where
unfinished dreams were
buried, where REM was
terminated, in a blink of
an eye, where an untold
story will never be heard
where light and darkness
will never meet, & sound
forever silenced because
the Jew purveyors of evil
know not of a Holocaust,
Gaza proved it be a hoax,
literally nobody I mean no
one will doeth unto others!

Pope’s Guest List

Prisoners paupers
homeless LGBTQ
refugees addicted
and Zelensky gets
a round of applause
for loosing a million
soldiers 30% of the
country & all of their
Black Sea coastline.

           Bravo!

Irishman sues a dead
surgeon. @75 he says
he wishes to be a full
male gender person
& that wants to have
a ******* transplant
but has declined one
from a black refugee
donor which LGBTQ
say is a contradiction
& is discriminating to
a non native coloured
immigrant in Ireland.
He said he’s not racist
BUT he don’t want to
have a 2 tone phallus!

Virginia was ****** for
short, but not for long,
and now she’s all gone.

Took the money to the
land of down under, to
hide away, from thunder.

It makes one wonder, what
Prince Andrew will ponder,
no sweat, I am torn asunder.

Trains Gender

They started out as
steam engines that
ran on coal, but as
per revolution from
slow locomotion an
evolution to diesel &
now they are electric
but the sleepers still
have one track minds
stations have masters
linesmen & signalmen
nobody gives 2 hoots
about changing points
other than Pedro Pascal.





*London Gatwick Bristol Tyne Queensferry

Putin gets Crimea
Trump the minerals
Zelensky the boot !

But who will get to
Keep Sean Penn’s
Vibrating Oscar ?

The Gender Bred Woman

Are you an evergreen, or a
deciduous
Are you a perennial annual
or bi-annual
Are you hardened off or in
a glass house
Are you potted, grafted or
a trans plant
Are you organic, synthetic
or topiary
Are you colourful perfumy
or bland
Are you fertile, pollinated
or pruned
Are you stemmed, stamen
stigma or spore
Are you a wallflower a rose
or a thorn.



Bravo Miss Rowling, with
you all the way on this one.

In Winter the Earth &
all of nature, retracts
into a dormant spiral.

This wound up coil of
a frosted hibernation,
thaws unrolls Spring’s.

If there was no God,
then there would be
no need for atheists!

The sage will question
what fools deny due to
their inability to imagine.

So when standing on a
rock this big in darkness
are you glad to see light?

And how did it get here,
not Sisyphus surely, he
failed failed & failed again.

Atheism is not a disbelief
in God but in oneself, fear,
it is whistling in the night.

It is pure greed wanting or
even expecting a second
life, doesn’t mean no deity.

Look around and don’t deny
what is, because it’s always
been, it is the eternal echo.

Share this Universal Truth
with all who are passing by
on the same journey as we.

If there is no God
then one would
not need to be an
Atheist. Declaring
oneself as atheist
is a recognition of
a God that doesn’t
exist to yourself but
it fails to eliminate
him in other peoples
minds, therefore it
is flawed and even
more so when one
considers that it is
an acceptance in the
belief of nothing and
that is impossible as
nothing cannot exist
according to atheism?

People say we hate all Arabs
And in their naivety they are
Assuming collective loathing.

But, are unaware that not all
Muslims are Arab & not ever
Bothering to investigate who,
even whom, in this sweeping
Statement may be excluded?

So the question is this, is it all
Arabs or Islam, upsetting them?

If it is something one needs to
think about, then it’s baseless.

Because, for example, Persians
Are Muslims, they are not Arabs !

Cardiac Arrests

A European court of
international Justice
Has decided to drop
The arrest warrants
For Netanyahu and
His cohorts due to a
lack of com’puls’ive
Evidence of having
Audible Heartbeats.

Francis has just joined
the dead Pope society.

Eternal sunshine of the
spotless mind. Alexander!

I wrote a Haiku, in Irish
Ogham and Hieroglyphic <‘)

With extra syllables, just
to be, a bit specific

But they say I broke the rules,
it was a Limerick fit for fools

And that I’d have been better
off by just writing it in a triptych!

Sticks and stones will
break ones bones but
memes will never hrtu.

Did you know that the
Etymology of Genou,
as in Genuflect, is of
French origin and that
we Irish were on our
knees long enough to
know how painful it is
for Palestinians and it
is why Kneecap is not
a leather elbow patch,
so if you think about it
with your chin in your
palm you’ll figure it out!

Flagellation Nation


While the world is having
a con celebrated mast for
Pope Francis, Ireland will
hang ‘em high in respect
to Northern Protestants
who are already dancing
on his grave, yet when that
old evil battle axe the Anglo
Saxon Balmoral ***** died,
our government climbed
the flagpole like *******
monkeys to lower the flag.


Ps
Pope Francis was a head of
state, the Vatican and head
of the Catholic Church.

Queen Elizabeth was a head
of state and Church of England.

So there is no diplomatic difference
but there’s snakes in Leinster House.

Horizons are the high
points on the oceans
which gives water the
acceleration required
to tide wave and flow.

The moon has nothing
to do with it, this was
an old spinster’s tale
which was debunked
by the Catholic Church.

Crustacean Nation

The difference between
a slug and a snail used
to be a shell, but it’s not
anymore, as l’escargot’s
are loosing their abodes
just like we humans are!
Pup tent domes are the
new norm, but some of
have wheels as did our
travelling fraternity who
were scorned by those
anti vagrants, of whom
there were and still are
many on narrow minded
streets of Ireland casting
curses and stones at the
misfortunate minorities
washed up on our shores.


Ryan O’Leary
is a homeless
septuagenarian
in his own land
but welcomes
all including Jews
even the English
to come here no
matter the season.

Seaside Genocide

Defend deafened
student voices re
Palestinian famine
by the evil one’s!

Their Holocaust is
in progress, please
do not perturb svp,
chosen ones @ work.

When the loose lace
is tightened,
the tight one, will
always feel loosened!

America has gone back
to the Ice Age with their
detention centres if one
speaks out for Palestine.

Paris journal just announced
that Gerard Depardieu has
been Botox’ing his nose for
the past half century and the
Oscar he won for Cyrano de
Bergerac is to be withdrawn.

He is now being called by the
Italians Monsieur Pinocchio.
French cinema goers are in
shock at this revelation even
a Baguette is being baked in
the actors name, Le Gerard !

Michael Martin ****’s
Francis by refusing to
lower Irish flag for the
Vatican head of state,
yet they lowered it for
a head of the English
Church Sept 8th 2022.

Ancient Bible found
in Irish round tower.

It was brought back
by Irish crusaders.

Gods hand signature
is in scapegoat blood.

There is no denying a
Jew title deed to Israel.

It is a strange evolution
but there again, nature
ordains that which it is
deeming necessary for
survival of the species,
as from river to the sea.

You sound like an
elegy or a lament

Or an inscription
on a tomb stone

Perhaps you are
an epitaph to Kiev

You’re sea seems
to be in mourning

Zelensky has worry
beads on his brow

Catherine the Great
Babuscha of empire

Gives Russia a son,
Vlad, their saviour !

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   B R [] C S

No more wails
No more walls
No more wars
No more want
No more WDC