If everything is beautiful in Heaven
and there is no place below
then Earth must be the Dungeon
where evil doth dwell

I went to Venus last night in a dream
The roof of my house was floating upstream
Cowboys and Indians lay here and there
I hope that the Love of My Life will appear

Muhammad went to Vegas
and tried his luck on slots
He won a couple of dollars
and bought himself a scotch
He sat at the bar
talking with Becka
and thought to himself
this sure beats Mecca

Trump went to China
Looking for Taiwan
The Chinese said you'd better
decide which side you're on
Trump said you Chinks
all look the same to me
the Chinese rolled their eyes
and pointed towards the sea
So Trump got on his horse
and headed for the shore
then turned around and said,
"and one thing more,
I will build a Greater Wall
then the one I saw today!"
The Chinese just shook their heads
as he headed for Taipei

I went to San Francisco last night
and picked up a couple of Chicks
I took them home and they laid eggs
and I fried them with hominy grits

My best friend's Father
passed away late yesterday
there's nothing we can do now
but bow our heads and pray
He'll soon get back on his Sea Horse
and shoot birds over the Great South Bay
We will roast them in olive oil
with rice and broccoli
and give thanks to the brand new day

I went to California last night for coffee and cake
Was home in time to watch the Rangers skate
Even stopped in Vegas and placed a couple of bets
There's nothing like traveling around in a Super High-Speed Vest