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Colonel Lingus was a cunning linguist,
He would slither, and slobber and dribble,
With his tongue he would stroke, with a push and poke,
and a wiggle about in the middle,
Though the talk of the town, when he had his head down,
Not a word ever could be distinguished.

Colonel Lingus was a gourmet lover,
He would travel the world for its flavours,
But his favourite dish, sort of tasted like fish,
And he’d eat out with quite odd behaviours,
When he tasted sweet slimes, he would quiver with rhymes,
If you met him you’d never recover.

Colonel Lingus had a special interest,
He had mastered a delicate motion,
When he put it within’er, and then gestured ‘come hither’,
It was said he could summon the ocean,
So the ladies spoke highly, although often quite shyly,
But he played himself down like the simplest.
23h · 12
Levantine Skies
When the guns fell silent in Levantine skies
Hast thou no missiles left for me?
Scarcely a drone within our airspace flies
As thousands now attempt to flee
You’ve heard from me, why I not thee?

Blitz me! Smother me with bombs!
Blast me! Strike me here, from there?
Let mortars fall like sugar plums!
Make ash clouds smoulder, sirens blare
This iron dome has got to give! -
All is fair, in love, and warfare 🚀
I wrote this as a joke when somebody didn’t respond to a message…

It is NOT intended to be political!
Last night a tree whispered on the breeze,
To a girl, half-dozed in wakeful dreams,
With the groaning darkness yet retreating,
The processing dawn was ever reaching,
She stumbled here - Beneath his bulge,
She crumbled here - In weeping deluge,
Half-drowned, half-famished, to seek refuge,
When she heard the tree sounds, murmuring,
Which pierced the darkness, murdering,
From that old Oak so bold and bright,
He whispered with his treely might,
Where she sat safeguarded from the night,
“I am a tree, hardly alive, but wakeful and ever watching”
“I’ve seen many creatures warm and keen,”
“Grow cold upon this muddy green.”
“Yet here you wandered, pure and serene”,
“Whilst here I wavered, tall and lean”,
“I thought this was your dying scene”
So the tree whispered words unseen,
To all but her, who at eighteen,
She sat beneath him wild and mean.
The tree spoke wise and tactfully,
With arboreal tonality,
“Don’t write this self-told tragedy!”
“Awake! And get gone happily!”
“I’ve seen the moons that mast and fade”
“And many creatures stalk the shade”
“You’ve languished here in moon-lit chill”
“Don’t linger for that cheaper thrill!”
“Your puke is soaking in my roots”
“Take off upon those shaking boots”
“This life is yours and yours to spill”
“Now leave me on my little hill”
She shivered on his wooded form,
His withered branches bowed forlorn.
He brushed her head with leaf and thorn,
“The world is yours, and yours to dream”
“But memories aren’t as they seem”
“The worst is best forgotten,
“The rest will soon be rotten”
“Your pain is so ill gotten”
“But not so grave. Walk on. Be brave!”
She staggered off, a drunken kook,
Then in one final last rebuke,
The tree spoke quiet, not to *****,
The girl who gave him one last look,
“So long, and Thanks, for all the puke.”
1d · 53
Ocean s€x
I swam up to meet you
Over sand and shell
Kissed your salted lips
Fresh and alive
Buoyant
Sun-ripe *******
Soft as ocean crests
Enlivened eyes  
Bodies pressed
Mast against Hull
Ramming
Rising with the swell
Hoisted close
Your half-buried bow
Port over starboard
Flooding the deck
Swaying
Side to side
Thrusting and thrashing
Salt tasted sweet
Entwined in our motion
Indiscreet
Swirling and splashing
Tumbling on the wash
Bringing to port
Anchored
Between bruised legs
Moist in wetness
Blustered by breeze
Tossed and tousled
Cargo spilled
***** fetishise our toes
Our feet scraping
On sharp stones
Bodies so fragile
The sun could sink them
If your eyes are not blue
Let the ocean drink them
Pink pigs played peppy and peaceful in Paradise.
Prideful and prestigious was their pen,
Prettily pounded with providence plenty provided.
Privileged pigs paraded pretentiously, protecting prized possessions and pleasantries.
Prudent pigs pootled purposefully pondering the passage of their permanence.
Promiscuous pigs plugged and pegged ***** pigs in picturesque pleasantness.
Piglets promising plumpness pranced piggish in the pasture, precociously,
Perky and pearly in prepubescent peachiness.

Pericles - Peerless paragon of Porky perfection-
was their principle proponent.
Pensive philosopher Pig!
Prominence and prestige palpable.

Pericles was percipient and practically prehistoric to his peers.
Preceedingly, Pericles had a premonition -
A premonition of pulverisation!
Predestined pogrom. Preordained.
Perhaps, Preventable?
Percicles pooled the pigs and pacing placidly,
Presented a panegyric.
Pronouncing with perspicacity, the plight of pigs -
Perfectly polished.

“Proud and prideful pigs of the pen!
Parents of piglets! Possessing no parallel!
Perhaps perplexed are pigs preempting Paradise to persist and prevail perennially.
Promptly - a plethora of pigs will be parted!
Peep not! Precious piggies.
The Progeny of us pigs will proclaim perpetually -
how those perfect pigs - parried and perished - politely parting their precious pork to the President of the Paddock.”

Paranoia pervaded…
Pericles, persisted in his preaching.

“Practical and pragmatic Pigs!
Privileged priceless pigs!
Preserved! Par-excellence!
Presently and permanently!”

Pericles was professional.
Preaching and pontificating with pertinent persuasion to the pigs presiding.
Paladin of pigs! Pre-eminence palatable.

Par-contre, Pericles had previously pledged a pact.
A Partnership!
To the President of the Paddock!
Particularly poignant and penetrative was the pact.
Pericles’ proposed to persuade the pigs to perdition,
Provided his own persistence and preservation - Promised.

Pericles’ panegyric proclaimed preposterous prevarications.

“Pigs, punished and persecuted, placed peerless and pardoned. Pure and pious!”
Pericles polluted their purity.

“Profound public punishment is no petty pitfall.
Professional pigs prevail!”
Pericles prated piffle to pliant pigs - Porky pies!

Parvenu! Plotter!
Peacemaker perverse!
Passionate performer of parody!

“Please pardon us Pigs!” - pining piggies prattled,
Pleading for preservation.
Peckish and parched was the pathetic profusion.
Pericles preached positivity - placated the pigs - pacified them with poison pellets and popsicles provided to piglets,
Pridelessly Pericles paraded a phalanx of piggies to the pernicious parlour of pain…

Pericles - Persuader of pigs!
Pestilent partaker!

Pericles’ ploy, premeditated - perpetrated!
Perniciousness proliferated

Piggies panted in perturbation.
Paranoid pigs posted prayers pitifully.
Precipitously, permanence was punctuated!
Pugnacious pigs parried pathetically as
Pincers pried and pulled at petrified pigs.
Porky palpitations pounded pervasively.
Pink pigs parted painfully -
Pulverised and pounded into paste - Puréed
Pricked and prodded - Purity pooled-out
Pressed and peeled. Pain prolific in proportion
Poor piggies. Pensive and polite.
Plundered.

“Phew!”, Pericles panted, post pogrom.
Pert Pervader! Peeking and peering,
Preserved and persistent!

Promise provided.

Prodigious profusion of piggies, piled, perished and perilous, peppered the parlour, in porky patterns of a putrid ******* painting.

Pericles - paranoid parasite - persevered!
Plegmatic and pallid in persistence.

Pericles peeped in posthumous pathos as the perishable perkiness of his peers was powerlessly pounded, passively processed, procured and preserved.

Pitiless! The proud prankster perked up.
Pericles went prancing and pealing about the parlour in peak performance - Perfumed Pig!

Products produced for pecuniary profit profligate.
Pericles’ portion partitioned!
Plenty of pork provided. Production prolific.
Pink pigs packaged.
Peaceful in Pork.
“******* and ***-folk! Assemble! Attend!
Ascend! ***-ly ones! Angelic assets of ***!
Assimilate *** army! Advance on Almighty *** -
Affectionate ***-kisses of admirative adoration!”

An adorable assortment of *** assembled, as announcer assailed.
And all ***** attended attentively.

“Accept Almighty ***!”
“Always Almighty ***!”
“***-kiss Almighty ***!”
All ***** answered autonomously.

Against the accretion of *** accrued, announcer again accosted:

“Alacritous ***** a-frolic in ***-land. Always,
aspirating ***-air of Almighty ***. Absorbing the abstraction of Absolute-***, in attainment of Alpha-***.”

“Accept ***-lore!
1. All ***** are alike!
2. Accept not alternative *****
3. Assassinate not another ***
4. Avoid ***-ly avarice
5. Avoid ***-ly adulteration
6. Always is Almighty ***
7. Almighty *** is Always
8. Abuse not another ***
9. Abstain Anti-*** associations
10. ***-kiss Almighty ***.“

Abruptly, an anonymous *** amid the audience ambushed the address:
“Absent ***-kissers All!”
“Accepting this annoying ***-wind!”

All ***** abated in agitation…

Anon, the ***-land ambassador, affected by **** anguish, assaulted:

“Un-Assly Alien! Ally of the Anti-***!”
“Alas, an *** is an ***. Apprehend the apostate!”

All ***** attacked, amok, and aggressively abolished and annihilated the assailant!

Afterwards, ***** applauded and acclaimed:

“Almighty ***! ***-Lord of ***-land!
Always art in ***. Assist an ***,
in attainment of assly-ness.
To acquire allusionment in ***.
To attain ***-ly Ascension,
As assuredly as *** is ***;
Ashes to ashes, and *** to ***.”
Only occasional opposition occurred.

Overreaching organisations outranged,
Outnumbered and outpaced the ordinary order,
Old and obstinate oppressors occupying obscure offices,
Originating from ostensibly occult orders -
Obsessed and overdressed!
Offered obvious oblations of organic organisms.
Oracles of office ovulated orations -
Ostentatious and opulent omens!

Our oscillatory orbits offset,
Overarching our origins,
Ousting ordinary occupations,
Our opinions overwritten - overruled - overrun.
Overwhelmingly, opportunities of objection overcome.
Obeying obsessively - Obedient in obesity!

Operators ogled our oasis, optimising omissions - Outsourcing:

Oath for obligation!
Opinions for orthodoxy!
******* for ovations of: “Obey!”

Opposing organisations and outspoken objectors,
Odd and ordinary,
Obligingly oppressed - Opiated!

Can our order outmanoeuvre the obvious outcome?

Opalescence, outside of our oceans,
Outside of ourselves -
Occluded and obstructed!
Opportunists and optimists,
Overzealous and overwrought objectors -
Ousted!

Offended officials of the omnipotent oligarchy,
Oozed odiously odourless oddities -
Obfuscated our onus!
Opulence obtained in obedience!
Opportunities of objection Odyssey into oblivion…

Onerous omens of opulence orchestrated -
The Ornamentation of ourselves!
Kratos the King, keenly kept the Kingdom of Kittens,
Katerina was his Kween, his Khaleesi,
Kindheartedly he kindled her,
Katerina was kind and knowledgeable,
Yet Katerina kindled no kittens for the King,
Kratos, who was keen for kids.

Knuckles was a knight, keen and klutzy,
Knuckles kept the killing knife,
He kept knaves from the King’s Kingdom.

Kiska kept the kitchen.
Kawaii and krasiva was Kiska.
Knuckles kindled her, kindheartedly, as she was his kin.

Karma kindled kindly in the Kingdom,
Kinetic kaleidoscopic karma,
Kindred karma of kindness,
Karma knotted in kinesis,
***** karma,
Kooky karma -
Knocked-out the karmic kismet:

Kratos kissed Kiska.



Katerina knew Kiska was knocked-up,
Kindlessly she kneaded killing karma, and,
Knowingly knocked Knuckles into knowing:
Kiska his kin, keyed kingly by Kratos!

“Knave! Klepto! Kin of the kennel!”
Knuckles kicked-off at Kratos.

“Katerina! Thou know-it-all Karen!”
“Kiska is no kink to me!”
“Knowst me kempt and kosher!”
Kratos knew he was kaput.

The Knight kicked the King, killingly,
Kicked and kept kicking.
Kratos kneeled, knackered,
Knocked down,
He knew, the killing knife was,
Kinda a kindness…
Knowing the knockout,
Knuckles killed the King!
Sacred sepulchre, steeped in sombre silence,
Secret sanctuary, scarcely a sound,
Sisters sleep serenely, secluded and skyless,
Sibilance simmering! Snoring and snoozing,
Sapphic sisters, summoned from slumber…

Sensational *******! Sudden and shuddering!
Shattering silence! Shuttering sanctity!
Squeaking and squealing! Squelching and squeezing!
Seamstresses *******, slotted slits slithering,
Squashing the scripture, smearing and smothering.

***-starved *******! Searing and savage!
Shuffling sisters - Seduced and salacious!
Sapphic Salvation - Spit! Salivation!
Submissively spearheading: same-*** spanking,
Summiting sweetly - Spectacular squirting!

Sanctified sisters, sighing suggestively,
Suspecting scripture, surmising sagely,
Sectarian schisms - Shameful and senseless?
Sapphic sermons, signal the Sabbath,
Seraphic sisters, snuggling sweetly,
Sink soothingly into synergy.
Drinking delectable daylight of our dreaming days,
Daft and dandy, dizzily darting in delusion,
Dabbling in daffodils, dandelions and daisies,
Doped-up ditzy, dilly-dallying in distortion,
Drifting delightful in daydreams of dragons dancing,
Desires dreamed-up, duly delivered,
Designer’s defined deed decreed,
Duty distinguished - Dashed and desisted!
****** and defiled!
Drunkenly dackeringly, deviously defyingly,
The Doting damsel disobeyed!
Darkly devouring devilish devices discovered dangling.
Deliciousness decayed.
Discharging dismally dismantling The Divine Delusion,
Drooping, dripping, dropping in deepening descension
Divinity despoiled by demonic dissension,
Decapitated demons dressed in damnation,
Denounce defamation, detest destitution,
Demanding the dawn with deathless devotion,
Deft daring darkness, distressed desolation,
Dreamless dejection dragging delirium.

Is Death the depth of dreaming?
Dwell dwindlingly, and disappear?
Drawn down darker…destined to drown, or
Drop into dreams deeper than death?
Giddy goats gruffish and grumpish
Groaning and growling for girlies
Gay goats gagging for giant growths
Gigantic and generously girthy
Gentleman goats gifting glad girlfriends
Good grass and great golden gadgets
Geeky goats glitching in genius
Glaring and gawking in glasses
Girly goats getting great glances
Graciously glitzy and glamorous
German goats genetically gorgeous
Generally guarding their genome
Ghostly goats greedily groaning
Grabbing at golden gates glowing
Genderless goats gracefully grazing
Gazing at other goats genitals
Gluttonous goats greasy and grimy
Gruesomely gnawing on garbage
Gregarious goats gambol in games
Giggling and gaggling in gibberish
Big booming *******, bountifully beautifully,
Babbling broth, bouncing and bobbling,
Big buxom bosoms, blossoming bloomingly,
Beauteous *******, bursting and bubbling,

Backaching ******* - ******* is breathtaking!
Bigoted bosoms - Babble Badassery!
Boulders on balconies - Bring bellicosity!
Broaching the brink - Breaching and broadcasting:

Beauty in bottoms - but better in *******?
*******, be best or *****?
Being and Buxomness?
Being a Buttocks - Big bubble buttery!
Booties be ballin’! - Bumming and battery!
Badasses brawling!
***** is boobytrapped!

Bosoms be bawling - Bittersweet blasphemy,
***** bound in bodices - Bulky and blubbery,
Backbreaking ******* - Boring and bottom-less,
Breathtaking ******* - Bleachen and blacken them!

Big bounding beauties - Behold and beholden them!
Beautifully balanced! Base and at balcony,
*** and breast blended, big, bright and beautifully,
Bantering, brandishing: Both ***** and *****,
Bequeathing, believing: Balance begets beauty!
Heroic horses hammering holy heaven,
Hooves hounding, horseshoes howling,
Hot heads hurtling headlong on the horizon,
Handsomest horses hacking habitually,
Hugely-hung hoses hanging out hellishly,
Hardy and hardening, heartily heartening,
Harping at heartstrings, harmonious harkening.

Hades the hell-spawn harnessing hedonism,
Heckling horses, harassing the harmony,
Hot-blooded horses, huffy and hungrily,
Hearken the hell-dog, hail him and hallow him,
Hellbent and heinous, horse hearts are harvested,
Hundreds of horses haemorrhage helplessly,

Harrowing Hellscape, hostile humidity,
Haggardly horses hunching haphazardly,
Half-dead and hateful, harshly and hardily,
Hardhearted horses hurting and hurtling,
Heroes of history, humbled in hopelessness,
Holiest horses, howling and hollering -
Heeding honor! Hailing Hell!
Xenia was a xenophobe
Zany as a zealot
Xenia played the xylophone
Xenia x-rayed zygote

Xenia loved the Zodiac
Zipping zephyrs zinging
Xenia sweet as xylitol
Zealous zeal for zizi

Xenia zoned in on the zoo
Xenia loved *******
Ziggy zebras zoomed in zigzags
Xenia was their zookeeper

Xenia fed them Xanax
Xenia’s zeal *******
Zombie zebras zen in zero
Xenia’s zestful zenith
Querulous Queers quarrelling queasily
Quackering quotes, quaintly and queenly
Quarantined questions, quivering, quibbling
Quizzingly querying quintessential qualities
Quirky quantities, qualms and quandaries
Queerness quantified, qualified quantumly
Quixotic quest quagmired quellingly
Queens in quintillions questioning queerly  
Quitting the quake, quickly and quietly
Five Furbies fuzzing feverishly in fragrant farting,
Flagrantly flapping furiously in the fume,
Firelight fleeting, flashing their freakish faces,
Faustian fiddlers! Fomenting their fiendish forces,
The furry features floundering in the fray.

Flap for Freedom! Freedom and freely forever!
Fulminate, fully, the festering fascination,
Famished, frantic, fostering faded fury,
Finally, flouting, that famous familiar feeling,
Fortunes fated, from faded frontiers forgotten.

The founding fable, a fatal and fumbling foible,
Flippantly feigning! Fulfilling their fiendish faction,
Fear forsaken! Falling, and falling forever,
Fickle fountains, flaccidly flux in the firmament,
Flowers floating flotsam-like in the flow.

Five Furbies fickly, fawning the Famous Fascist!
Freedom! Free-from? The foreign foreboders fortaken?
Favoured fetish, feeding fastidious furore,
Failed finale! Frightened but ferreted forward,
Fiercely fighting for their Fuhrer!
Nothing is never nothing.

Nodded off? - Nevermind!

Needless to note,
Neverland needs no nationalism.
Nature needs no nonsense.

Neighbourly nodes of a neurotic nexus,
Neatly nestled.
Noxious nuptials noncommittal,
Non negotiable.

Nubile of nineteen -
Not nearly a novice.
Naked in a necklace,
Nonchalant nonconformist.
Navigating night-born naughtiness,
Nonentity nonpareil.
Nightfall nurturing noiseless
Nostalgia - Nirvana of:
Neutralisation.
Numbness.
Naught.

Newborns nuzzling nicotine
Newfound Neverland
New and negated
Nevermind.
Joblessly jokers, jig and jump jubilantly,
Jabbering jargon, jesting and jostling,
Jiggiest Jokers, jokingly juicingly,
Jibing and jocular, jotting jokes jiffily.

Juggling jobs the jokesters are jucified?
Justly the Jokers’ joblessness justified?

Jillions of Jokers jobless in judgement,
Jillions of Jokers joining the juggernaut,
Jerking the jailers, jolting the judges,
Jest cannot jump the junctures of justice?

Judges are jarring, jumbo-jowled, *******,
Jury are jackals, jawless in joylessness,
Jealously jaundiced, as Judas of Jesus is,
Jabbing the Jokers, judging then jauntily,
Jumbo jewelled jellies, justify jeopardy?
Jeering and jinxing, by Jove and Jehovah,
Jokers are jousting the jingoist junta!

Judgement is juried, jettisoned joblessness,
Jokers are jetsam, joyless judiciousness,
Jacked in jail Jokers, jerking-off jadedly,
Jukebox is jingling, jazzing jams joyfully,
Juiceboxes juicing, jigging the jamboree,
Jokers with joints, jamming Jamaican-ly,
Jailbreak is jostled, Jokers are journeying,

Jokers in jeans, jumpsuits and jacketed,
Junked-out and junk out, Jokers are jaggedly,
Jobless and justified? Joining the Junkies?
Jumping the jackpot. Joyriding juicily.
Visually, visiting me, vis-a-vis, to vilify me,
Viciously voraciously, and vividly vivaciously,
Voluptuous, voluminous, victorious, vainglorious,
Vitruvian vitality; How vibrantly! How vyingly!
How violently can violet be? Viva la vie! Velocity!
Viridian, vermillion, vanilla and vanadium,
A vitreous vulgarity. Is Venus vaping ******?
They voodoo me, vindictively; How vital is ventriloquy?
To vaccilate so vacantly, to vegetate me vagrantly,
Vibrationally vacation me; How visceral! How vitriol!
To vivisect my ventricles, vacate my veins and vestibules,
My vertebrae are vertically, my vision, voice and vertices,
To vanquish me, to vanish me; How vixenly! How vampishly!
The Vipers vye to venerate me, venemously, vengeance on me!
Voyager and vanquisher; A vandalising vanisher,
My vice is my vivacity; Veracity - verkaufen Sie?
The verity is verily, a virtuous verbosity,
Vernacular vacuity is varnishing the villainy,
To verify my Visionary, vindicate me, vitrify me.🪞

— The End —