Jack and Jill went up The hill because Jill Wanted to drink Jacks Blood like water. Jack Fell Down, Jill smashed his skull in With a empty bucket For collecting water. Jack Never will he be found as Jill Thirsted Consumed Inhaled The smell ofΒ Β his blood, Before she did throw him Down the well to hide her hunger. Jill Murdered the Old Dame, Saying she was doing this for Attention, Craving, To Be Remembered, Then wore her skin running Up and down the street with madding **laughter.
Didn't like how they worded or the structure so rewriting them..