there's a new man
on the beat
he's caused the ladies
to be in heat

they're circling him
with their alluring scent
which one will he
take on a bent

they're all falling
at his feet
as he appears to be
somewhat of a treat

everyone of them
must be up for rent
who'll get an entree
into his tent

the frenzied ladies
are swarming to his lot
they all seem eager
to go on a hot trot

those ladies are a little
too obvious in their intent
I bet the new man can see
through their vents