You should know,
I'm better
than vinyl-filled air,
I have real teeth,
moist lips
& a mouth that really kisses.
I'm warm to the touch,
my fingers are slick
& how quickly they can work,
but not as slow as my hips.

Oh, the noises I make
are real, too.
Such loving-sounds,
not just squeaks
& I don't leak.
Well, not air
anyways.