across the aisle from me on the subway!

such a woman!

i fell madly in love

i couldn't tell if she was an under-cover policewoman checking me out because.......
.............well, you know

or if it was a ******* checking me out
because........
.............well, you know

anyway

i gave her my puppy dog grin that promised true and eternal lifelong love and affection

at the next stop she got up and was gone