Her name is Tricia Rue Mayer,
and she's raised our seven kids right.
Godly. Responsible.

We've been married for a decade.
Today marks the first time she brought up Washington.
The state, that is.

I thought she liked Maryland. Only…
"Think of the forests," she said.
"Think of the wilds. The animals!"

Guess I was wrong:
Ignorant,
Thinking, I'm probably unaware about a whole hell of a lot more.

Assumptions:
***:
I wish that old saying wasn't applicable.

…I hope she likes-