What? No Dogs! NO first dog?
But all POTUSes had at least one of our best friends.
No Champ, or Major, no Commander.
He says he'd, "feel phony" if he had a dog (children and spouses excluded)
Oh. Now I see.
"Man's Best Friend"
His best friend died in prison.
And can't be replaced.
No Dog. What kinda human is he?
In fact, I believe he hates Dogs.
"Shoot him like a dog." He said.
"Throw em out like dogs." He said.
"Treat em like a dog." He said.
"Lies like a dog." He said about his Teddy Boy.
"Cheated like a dog." He said about Kristen Stewart.
"Dumped like a dog." was Bannon.
"Choked like a dog." did Romney.
"Fired like a dog." was Omarosa.
"Died like a dog." did Abu
And in Springfield, they're "eating the dogs."
Hmmm. You see what I mean.
People who don't like dogs, or mistreat dogs,
(Like Kristi, who shot her dog),
Usually don't like PEOPLE.
Kash doesn't have a dog.
Pete doesn't have a dog.
Pam stole a St. Bernard.
And on, and on...
Our canine pals helped us evolve out of the caves...
(Ahhh... now I understand).