Homie was unprecedented magnetic dopadelicness
Dapper splash edition
Mantastic to the max
Juicylicious in all his beardiful splendor
All-out all-star awesomeness
Top-grade enchantment

Had my queer thirst traversing
The scintillating highways
Of his stellar, supertacular sexaliciousness
Max-level gay for him
Lost in his body-ody-ody bumpin’ bass

His steezylicious bewitchingness hit different
I was so hopped up on his rocket stick
His macho magnum missile
His top-tier torpedo
Couldn’t get enough of his shot-caller marbles
His A-grade treasures
His jackpot-worthy jewels

His eyes were soul-snatching swirls
Of magical passion in motion
Nectarlicious lips that I loved
Lip-smacking strapping chest
Gangbuster mountain arms
Macho golden abs
Kissable, snack-worthy back

Bossman biceps, dreamboat thighs
Lips so irresistibly juicylicious
I was blitzed on his chiseled geometry
Jonesing for a hit of his heatwave-heavy heat
Yo, I needed a hunned dozen doses
Of his **** love in my system right now

Rainbow inferno explosion
His machoness had me coasting on max loko fever
Calling out his flaming hot name
From every street to the blockbuster stars, forever mine