Dude was straight man-grade magic
My rainbow soul went loko for him
I was hella gay, crashing out
Mad enraptured by his 24-K attraction
Hella drunk on his thugadelic handsomeness

He was butter-tier bliss
Ice-cold machoness in motion
Streamlined splashiness unleashed
Red-hot polished charmingnss
Sizzling dapperliciousness

I was sipping on his intoxicating manliness
Reveling in his spellbinding affection
Pure yummylicious goodness
Dessert-level prepossessableness
Snackable, smash-worthy sweetness

Chest poppin’
Abs sparklin’
Body sculpted, V-line sublime
Had me weak in the knees
Dream king ink
Dopalicious dreads
Studalicious strands

My high-grade sensation
Sent me flying over the moon
My rizzy romance had me losing control
Strung out on his steelo
He snatched my breath with his electric charisma

Had me drenched
In his muscled-up masculinity
Inflamed my rainbow frame
Sent my lust for him over the edge

Made my gay radar detonate
The more I grooved on his drugadocious passion
My **** soul in heat
Forever tethered to his treasurelicious exquisiteness