Homie was the whole splash-hot package
Bruh was straight up lust-worthy
Dueluxe-level dopenificence
Grade-A greatness
On heavy rotation in my **** headspace

That treasure-tier temptation
The total flex that snatched my breath
Forever headliner in my life and dreams
First-class magic formula
Unreleased heat rendering me speechless

My guy was ****-tier edition
Number one single on repeat
In my thoughts, in my feelings
My surround sound vibe
My fragrant, flexing fella

The gold-grade key to my heart
Chart-topper charmer
Spotlight sauce sweetness
Showstopper attraction
Top-flight flyness
Premium cut lover

Red-hot Romeo in motion
Radiant chrome boss enchanter
He was built different
That fresh, clean king
Had me riding rainbow waves of gay ecstasy