[Sir Walter Scott would rather say, "...gentle reader,"]
(sonnet #MMMMMMMMMDCCL)
Lo, stacks of frozen pizzas all from thence Reduced, like "jackpot!" where tomorrow'd hail As Nash'nal Pepperoni Pizza Day, t'avail Take three; grab heads of lettuce for intents Marked down, for salads, chopped kits mine for sense, And buttermilk too, til I'll dream, sans bail? Of sausage gravy with lo, biscuits; trail That 'long and muse on breakfast. Is't pretense? Today I crashed once home and slept was't fer Three hours? afore the kittens left me too Yes, many hints they should be fed. Drag poor Me up, and french toast, bacon, honeydew Our fare, let's finish that flick we'd bestir On Wednesday ere I leave for work anew.