Dude had me feenin’ hard
For 808 slow-jam mansion
Of breathtaking bossman bliss
OD gay vibin’ on  his madly
Manly mesmerizingness

Caught up in his thugtacular
Treasurelicious affection
My gay radar amplified
So electrified by his surround sound steelo
So spellbound by his sauced-out sweetness

He had my rainbow heart
Turned upside down
Blitzed on his brazen bangin’ beauty
I was straight jonesin’
So captivated by the heavy rotation
Of his radiant expansive greatness

Epic-grade enchantment
Galaxy-lit gorgeousness
Unmatchable stunna passion
His magical splashadelic flow
Had my gayness on max blast

Jaw-dropped in mad hot shock
Riding high on his majestic man energy
Soul-cuffed in flabbergastment
By his hazardously swagnificent dopeocity
Mind-blown gone on his cinematic charm