I was mega gay for his
Thugged-out mantastic construction
Hella gushing for his
Seductively enchanting perfection
Floored by his sparkling tattooed allure

Swooning hard for his **** candy treasure
His ultra-bricked exquisiteness
His mad crisp masterpiece
Next-level platinum finesse
Straight heat elite that made me weak

Arms like a spark-thrower shotgun
His chest, a whole buffet of unparalleled greatness
His abs, six-pack snack platter
Gym-built back, daddy deluxe legs
Serving stallion splashiness

Beard game stronger than hard-knockin’ bass
Body-ody-ody that spoke to my **** heart
Hypnotic like a hook
Catchy to the max
His talk and walk game
Had my domain going insane

He was the GPS to insurmountable paradise
My personal Wi-Fi
My chart-topping slow jam
My favorite ringtone that had me geeked up
My premium-grade dream machine

My monumental muscle fantasy
My radiant planet loverman
My heavy-duty heartthrob
With the high beam headlights
Taking my breath away on sight