He walked in and stole my heart from the start
Swagger so dangerously hypnotizing
So criminally dreamy
My mind, body, and soul
Pleaded guilty for being so madly
And passionately in love with his platinum splashiness

His resplendent masculinity gleamed
Liking spinning rims
Chromed-out charm
Serving max volume sauce
That set my gay world ablaze
I was straight gay in 4K

He dominated my thoughts and feelings
His alluring manliness
Streamed 24/7 in the gay station
Of my headspace
Dropping nonstop machoness in motion

He had me riding shotgun
Through the vast magic
Of his thugtacular presence
Coasting through his luscious loverman lanes
Of game-changing enchantingness