(This poem could be sung to the melody of Tom Lehrer's song "An Irish Ballad: Rickety Tickety Tin.")

A dangerous person is on the loose--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
A dangerous person is on the loose.
He carries around a hangman's noose.
The government won't tell him vamoose.
RFK Jr.'s° his name--
His name--
RFK Jr.'s his name.

Conspiracy theories he knows well--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
Conspiracy theories he knows well.
Like rotten fish they really smell.
In such a world he likes to dwell.
He plays a dangerous game--
A game--
He plays a dangerous game.

He tells lies about vaccines--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
He tells lies about vaccines,
And he'll resort to any means
To blow our health to smithereens.
And he will be surely to blame--
To blame--
And he will be surely to blame.

Ah, and this is one of his faves--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
Ah, and this is one of his faves:
That cancer is caused by Wi-Fi waves.
By using it we dig our graves.
That's what he's trying to claim--
To claim--
That's what he's trying to claim.

That shootings are linked to prescription drugs--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
That shootings are linked to prescription drugs
Is one more crazy idea he plugs.
From co-conspirators he'll get hugs.
At science they like to take aim--
Take aim--
At science they like to take aim.

Fluoride causes cancer, says he--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
Fluoride causes cancer, says he,
And AIDS isn't caused by ***.
But leading experts disagree.
They are not out to get fame--
Get fame--
They are not out to get fame.

People will die because of him--
Sing wackety-tackety-tame.
People will die because of him.
With him in charge our future looks dim.
"Wack job" is his synonym,
And he has no feelings of shame--
Of shame--
And he has no feelings of shame.

-by Bob B (9-12-25)

°Trump's Secretary of Health and Human Services