all I want is a stupid little romance story perhaps an enemies to lovers or a she fell first but he fell harder trope I don't care which type it is I wish I could live in a little 2000s romantic comedy one where the guy gets the girl at the end of the movie but I'm not I'm not living in a romantic comedy and I have not yet achieved a stupid little romance story all the guys I've loved before have left me heartbroken all I want is a Noah to my Allie a Jack to my Rose a Romeo to my Juliet that's all I want is all I want too much to ask