Rye toast, eggs, bacon, naught else for intents Save guac for me, and raspb'rry jam t'avail Him, breakfast fairly light, it's that detail Of bacon and the cats which begs defense, Since they did steal his brie(where I'd sans sense Left it out with his cuppa tea sans bail To showr) and he was not too happy, they'll Be scanted as I covered his food. Whence? They won't touch mine. So he must as it were Give me dear Peter's sob tale til I rue What? Eat but half my bacon, then give her None, just to Peter. He then gives his too, And gives his other slice to Tigger. Poor As nary bacon, LORD, how I thank You.