What’s the worst that could be?
We could get naked together
And I have a stinky *****
You could make me laugh so hard that I
Actually ***
I could be in your presence
And **** silently
And it smells like the stinkiest cheese
And there’s no other person who it could possibly be
Because there is just you and me
We could shower together
And you jump out quickly
Because you have to ***
And I say, “sir, this situation calls for you to *** on me,”
And you say, “you’re gross, I disagree”
We could go to the beach
And you wear a thong bikini brief
I could find out the hard way you kick in your sleep
There’s lots of worsts that could be
I guess we’ll never see