In my mind, he was my zaddylicious flame
That fed my gay fever
My sexplosion dopeness
My succulent starboy of splashy desire
That set me on fire
My macho man-fire fantasy
The treasurelicious Titan
Of my radiant gay dreams

He was so hunkmagnetically scrumptious
So beardtastically luscious
So rainbowliciously ravishing
I was hooked on his lustworthy luxury beauty
His dazzlelicious attractiveness
His top-notch cocktail of unparalleled charm
Tequila-twisted on his **** swagger

His mouthwatering machotasticness
Poured smoking hot shots
Straight into my bloodstream
He had my gayness on lock
Chained to his gangstadelicious flex
His boss daddy magnetism
His zestacular street sauce

His macho cosmic flow
Knocked out my defenses
His crash-hot dripping allure
Filled my veins with delectable man nectar
He had me trapped in an ecstasy-fueled mantrance
Strung out on him forever