Old man dee And old man dum Went off to a match At the coliseum Tigers and lions Tearing men to bits 'Tis a show gentleman Come and let's sit' The two men googled ,as The first and then the second man 'Such an achievement ' 'This place of enchantment ' 'When, doth, enter the band?' 'Bread!' Calls out the refreshment stand Next to The barfaterium 'OH please won't you take a slice? Pork in the bread is my advice " 'Not to fret my old man, we've come to see the show, no circus clowns for us tonight No high wire act against the blight Not here for tonight we shall see How man plays God so easily' 'Our most highest Ceasar has come to watch the shenanigans!'