His treasurelicious manliness
Sent me into a top-stud trance
A chocolicious trance
Had me so hunkalicious high
In zaddylicious ecstasy

Totally addicted to his flawless
Aesthetic *** appeal
My body and soul convulsing
From his pulchritudatacular incomparableness
Sexplosion delight

Swept off my feet
By his boss-level, top-shelf swag
Hypnotized by his ebony eyes
His succulent skin
His chocolately charmingness

I had a gay meltdown
Over his zestacular masculine passion
His mouthwateringly enrapturing splashiness
His smoking hot supernova steelo
His intergalactic man-fire

In his presence, I felt like I was in hunk wonderland
So sauced up on his top-notch bravado
His man-musk magnificence
Leaning into his virile dimensions
Of masculine ecstasy overload