He was my boss daddy
Of stalliontacular magic in motion
My studalicious sultry sweetness
My zaddylicious masterpiece
My beefcakealicious sensation

His daddytacular beard was a five-star
Hunkalicious forest I yearned to explore
Bury my face in his treasured greatness
His sexalicious chest glistened
Like unprecedented gems

Lips like splashtastic chocolate art
Melting my gayness
Making me go crazy
Blowing my mind
Making me float on cloud-nine ecstasy
Of his treasureliciously electric kiss

He was my dapper, full-bodied charmer
My succulent hunkland
My crash-hot, machospecial heartthrob
My swagonomical superstar
My rainbowlicious Romeo
My zestacular zaddy

He had me salivating for his
Radiant, flextravagant handsomeness
Dripping irresistibly bewitching sweetness
Hypnotically intoxicating sauce
Straight-up rugged seductiveness

His presence so radically extraordinary
His glow so dopaliciously mind-blowing
Bursting with enrapturing charismaticness
My mind, body, and soul were glued
To his pulchritude-fueled enchantment