I was hypnotized by his electrifying
Machosucculent swag
His juicy, dreamy symphony
Of zaddylicious desirableness
Crash-hot hunktastic majesty
His freshalicious grandeur
His chisel-built architecture
His alpha-crafted masterpiece

He was my beardtasty sensation
My macho commanding kingdom
Of mega-explosive dopeness
I was lost in his splashtastic
Hunkalicious man-energy
His gangsta magnetism
And five-star saucy allure

He radiated pulchritudinous deliciousness
Treasurelicious power
My walking boss daddy
Of king-level, street-slick attractiveness
Astounding, compelling
So rich, so vivid, so exquisite

He had me drenched in steelotacular swagger
He was a shimmering monument
Of sultry smooth studaliciousness
Fresh cut on 100, eyebrows top-flight
Ten-star resplendency, lit like rainbow fireworks
Dark, remarkable eyes, my magically
Enchanting portal to cosmic paradise