I was rainbow-floored
By his breezy swag
His manlicious handsomeness
Was my daily gay dosage
His eyes were charming galaxies

His beard was beardtastic bliss
My gay kryptonite
His chocolate lips were eternal man nectar
His haircut game was off the chain
His machoness sang seductive slow jams
That my gay soul swooned to

His pulchritudinous smoothness
Composed poetry in my bloodstream
His mesmerizing desirableness
Was my lifetime supply
His gangsta grandness in motion
Set my gayness ablaze

His city-slick steez rendered
My gay meter speechless
His breezy charm had my queer fever
Burning hotter than sparkling city lights
His daddy dopeness derailed my concentration

His five-star suave flow
Streamed through my system
Like top-notch tequila shots
He was a splash of hard-hitting whiskey in my bloodstream
His dreamy drip hypnotized my rainbow senses
His saucy swagger left my gay guard wrecked
I was gay-gone on his regal daddy heat