Comedy poem
Written: 6/23/2024
For the private poetry reading LP: British Honduras

The kids, my teachers and the media said it was cool.
Megan tha stallion told me to live my truth when I got VIP tickets
To the “Dance on Moloch’s giant shaft tour”.
Dr. Lapson said he’d do my *** change operation for a discount
Because he said more teenagers like me need to get more Brave!
The moment I saw 2 lesbians making out
On the movie screen during ‘Elementals’ I knew this
Was my life’s destiny.
Mommy told me to tell the judge and the jury that
Daddy is an evil man.
Dad laid down straight religious discipline in our household.
He made me and my younger brother go to private catholic school
For boys.
Mommy pretended to ground me after I came out as trans.
Daddy is in jail now because the judge threw the gavel at him
And now he has to register in a way where he’ll never
Work a legitimate job again.
Daddy, your a hateful bigot and for how to made
Mommy feel I hope you are forced to swallow a caltrop.
I’m gonna ask my youtube crush Idubbz on a poly-date
After mommy takes me and sister to our first drag race
Story hour.
Daddy said the talmudic jews are engineering society and us kids.
Mommy teaches us he’s a bitter ******* because his
NBA career never took off.
They called him the white Prime Derrick Rose and he
Tore his ACL.
I hate you dad, I hate all chauvinist men and we all gotta
Get together in washington DC and get **** trump outta office!
Mom only grounded me cuz she was scared but
Now that i’m an elder at 13 in the LGBT army I will fear
No conservative!
Dead men can’t ****.

(written for the midnight never-to-be-published collection)